Trambo

Wig? I'm bald. It's OK. My helmets fit betterer.

Fuckin' Gramps got some JUNK, yo!

I speak Engrish, bitches!!!

Ahh, back when I had abs. *sigh*

That would be awesome in a black velvet painting. I will not deny, I know I ride a girl's bike. The SV has that... reputation. I'm OK with that. But my preference for women is pretty solid. Married for 8 years, she allows me to ride & waste money on this hobby, so I'm pretty much scared straight, if ya know what I means.

I think I like this place. I may have to stick around...

Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!

Much gayer. (Is that a word??) Über gay. Think: Nathan Lane has a baby with Elton John gay. Flaming, to a huge degree gay. Hell, Redefining gay. Wait, we're still talking about Zach, right?

Well, mods generally are fucktards. so.... LMAO Thanks for the warm welcome, y'all. If you can't tell, I'm Southern with a pretty twisted sense of humor. Not much gets under mah skin. Lord knows, if I'm friends with Zach & Suzanne, I must be a twisted mofo.

Damn, I can cuss and everything here. Fuckin' A. Cool shit. :thumbsup: :happydance:

Shit, I AM a Cubs fan!! Talk about being abused!!

What the f-ck. This is a bigger website than I thought! Nice.

Blame Zach for leaving the back door open. I'm here. Not from OH. Flown through/over a few times. Grandma was from there originally, but moved to WV early on. Thank God. She died a Reds fan, God bless her. LOL So, I ride a 2k7 SV650 nekkid. Yeah, I've molested it. A lot. I'm more active over on SVRider.com. Anyway, poking my head in to say "Hey" and hope I don't get banned right off.