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Mr. Ducatisti

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  1. Mr. Ducatisti
    Jesus... Tazed 3 times, and the fucker kept going? Bet he wouldn't have gotten up after a 12-guage slug through the chest.
  2. Mr. Ducatisti
    That's nothin'. When Chuck Norris clenches, it registers around a 6.5 on the Richter Scale. Not that Chuck is into that sick shit.
  3. Mr. Ducatisti
    That seems effective.
  4. Mr. Ducatisti
    Failed circus career?
  5. Mr. Ducatisti
    I hope I die of a broken pelvis.
  6. Mr. Ducatisti
    I'm strangly aroused. Tell us more, gen.
  7. Mr. Ducatisti
    I don't live anywhere near Virginia Beach. That place is a shithole.
  8. Mr. Ducatisti
    And the highest importer, per capita, of velcro gloves?
  9. Mr. Ducatisti
    Hehe... oral.
  10. Mr. Ducatisti
    That's cool. I don't even know where Waynesfield is.
  11. Mr. Ducatisti
    SRSLY fuckin' Serious.
  12. Mr. Ducatisti
    Jesus, they'll let anybody in here.
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