Did I miss how you were to pick it up? If you contact the bank ahead of time. Let them know the intention to buy and the wife lets them know the intention to sell to you. Maybe the bank can have the title there for you and you just pay them...
Ah come on... I thought you were happy. you "love" her... I have had my second thoughts. and thirds and fourths. I keep coming back to the same conclusion.
I tried one years ago when they came out and was sick for days. Could not get past the texture. Today I have to be desperate to even stop at mcdonalds for anything other than a chicken sandwich and that even scares me.