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---->A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." ---->There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Police warn all clubbers party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Attached Sex Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. Beer Scam At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every fellow male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

My first helmet was a GMAX. It had a light on the back that would flash. It was a fairly decent helmet but after a while, I had some trouble with the light. Other than that it's still a good helmet. I still have it in my closet in case I need a back up. The next one I bought was an Icon Alliance SSR in black rubbatone. Love that helmet. I bought the Yellow Hi-Viz version of that helmet and that's what I rock right now. I love my Icon helmet.

Yeah... disappointed.

I'm rolling on a Kawi Ninja 650. It has a more upright riding position while still maintaining the sport look and feel. I'm dying to get my hands on a new Ninja 1000! Same upright riding position with an ass load of power!

Sounds pretty good to me! The first real "incident" I had was ALL my fault. I had only been riding for a few weeks and was getting comfortable with the bike. I was going to fast and there was an old guy in front of me who must have missed his turn. He hit the brakes hard and busted a U-turn. I was going to fast and was way too close. Had to panick stop. Locked up the rear wheel. The pucker factor was through the roof! Luckily, nothing happened but, I learned to NEVER get comfortable on the bike. I think I might have even made the old man shit his pants!

Man! Saw the title for this thread and I thought that it was going to go in an ENTIRELY different direction...

Apparently Biker Hobbits are also skilled Ninjas.

Active duty Coast Guard here. Prior Army Reserves... AIRBORNE! (Just a 5 jump chump.) Forget the other services bro! Come to the Coast Guard. We have cookies!

I just... I mean I don't even know what to say to that... WOW! BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

+1 Snakes and liars all.

The bullet did the actual killing. While the gun surely played it's part, the REAL hero here is the bullet. yAY!!!! BULLETS!!!

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/739/9876/Motorcycle-Article/STM--TT3D---Closer-to-the-Edge-Review.aspx

Ever been on a ride and Johnny Law decides to stop you and, some of the guys in your group don't have endorsements, so they decide to run? Can you imagine how pissed off this makes Johnny Law? Can you imagine how pissed off those that stopped were? Good Times!!! Now I usually ride solo down here in Florida. I guess you could say I'm a one man wolf-pack.

Dang it! Can't see it at work.

Hmmm.... KINKY!

Geraldo Rivera said something similar about Obama being dead...

Damn! The Seals went after the wrong Muslim!

LOL But, seriously, while I don't think Obama should get the credit for this, I don't care whether he does or not. He's still not a friend of the military or this country for that matter. He still doesn't have a snow ball's chance in hell of getting re-elected. One "atta boy" doesn't erase years of "Oh shit" moments.

I got a Ninja 650 and I try to ride it as much as I can cause even when I ride it hard, which is most of the time, I'm getting better mpg than my Honda Accord but, I've got a wife and 2 kids to haul around too. If I could just get her to get her own bike and then we could haul the boys around 2up!

Complete bull-shit man! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110428/ap_en_ot/us_superman_s_citizenship

Preach on brother!

We're paying $3.91 down here in the Keys! I thought THAT was high...

Sounds Sick!!!

I haven't gone through all the pages to see if it's on here yet but, my brother has "RU18YET" on his Camaro. I'll try to get a pic.