well you went there. i had more:
waking up late for homecoming, walking out on my balcony naked and hungover yelling "good morning otterbein" while all the alumni are standing on the lawn.
putting a 3 foot pool in the side yard and having one of the baseball team kids slash it, so I do the same to his tires
climbing in a manhole, tunneling underground to every building on campus, finally landing in the basement of the library and stealing a carved wood african statue at 3am.
railing one chick, telling her I have an "emergency" and have to take her home, pick up second chick on my way back to the house.
4 story beer bong
Took dump off balcony
Drank 3 40oz in the AM, ran 10miles for XC practice still drunk
Walking home at rushhour in the morning across polaris parkway spackled from head to toe with a mixture of eggs and flour, smoking a cigar
having a 6 kegger and having a hobo pull a gun on us because we wouldn't let him in
having a rush party and me spending $500 on liquor, making the "jungle juice" with everclear, watched one chick shit her pants through her fishnets because she was so drunk, while another threw up in her boyfriends lap.
precollege: woke up naked in a bathtub at heidelberg college when I drank everclear when I was on a college track recruit visit. Throwing up in trashcans during the campus tour, told my dad that I just wanted to go home so we left.
out beer mile got busted by about 5 cop cars, a canine unit and a helicopter at 12pm, had to stop halfway through.
got so drunk during spring weekend camping trip that I cooked a whole pack of bacon and made a sandwich out of it, later was eating locusts off of the tree
got so drunk on a holiday valley skiing trip, me and 2 buddies spent $135 at a pizza place on only pizza and coors light. pissed the bed all over my buddy that night.
filled a buddies chevy canyon bed with an inflatable pool, water burned a copy of Andrew WK "party party party party" song and drove around campus blasting it
stole every game ball out of the dugout at the baseball field
theres more I just cant think right now.