I zip tie aluminum foil over my dick as a condom. I drink a 55 gallon drum of jack daniels in an hour then piss my pants cause I dont give a shit about shit.
I eat steel and jack off with 80 grit sandpaper. That and I busted 50 nuts into the city drinking water supply. I can tell my magical potion is working.
Oh and when Zac moves to nashville, they will fall off the list.
fried my blackberry in hawaii, i jumped in the pacific and it was in my pocket. so i went to walked 4 miles to the nearest "AT&T" store, which turned out to be a radio shack that sold go phones. FML, but at least i wasnt completely phoneless 30000000 miles from home.
+1
How many "Dear X driver" threads do I see on CR? Who the fuck are you talking to? You new age micro bloggers are fucking troll ass retards. Srsly I would ban the next idiot who crafts the next posts like this.
yeah thinking about it after riding with you punks last night. i think a pipe and power commander would get me closer, but still maybe not close enough.
Yeah you won.
My WR put down 24hp, 33tq. LOL. The guy didnt wanna blow my shit up, he kept looking at me when he was twisting the throttle, i said fuck it, crank it till it hits fuel cut bruh, shits still under warranty, lol.