Girlfriend works part time for the 2010 Census, going door to door arguing with idiots about why they didnt send in their form. (Most of them are shady assholes and illegals, so if you didnt send in your form, you fall into this grouping, congrats.) Anyway, shes wearing a Tiffany's bracelet I got her. At a house, a dog jumps on her and rips it in half.
Who should pay for this, the home owners of these people or the federal government? Her bosses boss asked why was she wearing this bracelet in the first place, but hes an asshole and doesnt count. I feel like she can wear whatever the fuck she wants.