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Who ya got? My top picks: Bodemeister Union Rags Sabrecat

brb put NTHER91 in the back, snap axles upon 3500rpm launch.

white male is the most opressed mufucka on da earf.

madhatter. i mean z06.

Madhatter.

Jp accuses him of bench racing, meanwhile has fake HP numbers in his sig... isn't that correct jp? Didn't you never dyno the car, just made up numbers based off of times you ran? Amirite? :dumb:

I've heard of this before (srs). Some gay guys wanna contract it for whatever reason.

Maybe u didn't get my funneh, they'd be dead by the time it came to collect.

Take out one of those 400% short term interest loans that the indian reservations advertise, pay off ur cc with it, then go pass out thank you blankets filled with small pox at the reservation.

one muggy night in bali, Indonesia, i was wandering through some alleys, and trying to find a spot to party. since i basically came alone on this trip (church mission which we just completed, the others went home earlier this day), i was looking for some excitement. you know, that kinda once in a lifetime excitement. having popped some X and Special K earlier, i was starting to hit that euphoric trip that i generally get when i combine the two. i get some kind of heart palpitations, etc, but it usually ends well. the sun was setting, i could hear the clubs in the distance, i knew fun was imminent. i stumble into the first club i find. music is bangin and people begin filtering in. i go get a drink and check my phone, no service. i dont know why i even bothered, i never once got service here. about 5 minutes in, i see a hot lil thai chick eyein me up. she comes over and we try to muddle through some conversation but neither of us understand eachother, but we know where its leading. my crotch was engorged like a motherfucker so i take her to the bathroom and she starts rubbing my crotch, i rub hers then pull then pull her pants down and start hitting it from behind. all of a sudden, i feel something dangling down and i start freaking the fuck out. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A FUCKIN DUDE!? about that time, a bouncer rolls in and picks us up, drags us out the door and dumps us on the curb in front of the club. my buzz quickly wears off and i realize that i was never even in bali, but in the short north at Lev3L night club. this has happnened many a time before and I am just as stunned this time as I am every time. i look over at the other "chick" i was railing in the bathroom. yeah it was still actually a dude. i kicked his blodied face then check his wallet "JEFF HUTT". wait a second. i actually know this dude. til this day i still cringe. Jeff butt fuckin Hutt.

i ran a 13.1 once and didnt run a step in the 3 weeks leading up to it. still clipped off a 1:33

Ok the rules here are simple. Everyone loves a good copy pasta, here's the chance to pen your own. I know all you fuckin literary einsteins are lurking out there. Ill start. *edit* you are supposed to write your own. Don't copy and paste from somewhere else. So I was walking to get my mail when I saw this really creepy guy sitting on my neighbors porch, staring at me. I bent over to glance in the mailbox, knowing full well he was staring at my ass. I wasn't too happy. I felt kinda bad cause his hair was frazzled, skin was kinda dark like he hadn't showered in awhile. I thought about calling the cops, but maybe he was legit, those neighbors generally have creepy dudes over anyway. The next day, I come home, drop my keys, go to make a fruit smoothie and take my womens one a day vitamin, when I see a shadow on the floor. I look up, and the guy from the day before is sitting on my roof, staring down at me through my skylight, masturbating. Oh. My. Fucking. God. I run to call the police. I find their number, and go lock the doors. The phone finally goes through and I am put on hold. Sometime between being on hold, and talking to someone, my vagina feels kinda warm. Within a minute, its throbbing, and I realize that I am turned on for some reason. I have never, ever had a fetish or anything. I hang up, and run to the bathroom. Through my pants, I can see I am soaked. I pull them down and my labia is plump, and drooling. I can't believe myself. Its like my body is on autopilot. I walk to the skylight area, and see the man still sitting there. I beckon him down toward the back of the house. He climbs down the trellis, and sees me in my panties, buck my titties out, standing full perk, all 36C. He walks over, reaking of a rendering plant, but I don't even care. I take him full mount on my heat pump. About a minute in, he pushes me off, I get to my knees and take his full load. His nuts absoultely reak. About halfway through his load, I notice its a murky green/yellow, certainly not healthy. Regardless he pulls up his tattered pants and takes off running. Anyway. I just wanted to see if you guys thought it was an STD or if I should get it checked out? TIA.

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Lollin hard at this one. Bout to pee my pants rite here in the meijer parking lot.

I made this thread at the bar while i's high on jack daniels.

I reiterate, what is the plural of farkas? Farkases? Farkii? Farkas'?

REAL TALK n.ext post is REPORTED.

U guys wanna hear a lil story bout nitrous? If so, pm yer nearest admin to sticky this thread before i spill the REAL beans on NO2.

how are your jimmies feelin? mainly aimed at cordell, but anyone is free to reply.

Hey odoyle I know a bi dude on here, pm nther91 u guys can feed eacother bon bons and take turns rustling eachothers jimmies.

Fuck the browns.

My best battery story is how me and my brother both own e30s, had the same address in the autozone computer, and same battery model numbers. Needless to say, I've had several batteries outside of warranty replaced by posing as him....

Did they let billie jo go? I wonder if mark the shark will get booted...

Their first day was pretty fucking awful, I think in a few weeks they'll get into the groove. The fart porn is hilarious but I'm cut from a different mold than most...

My klipsch system at home is nuts. Love it. I've heard sennheisers are great.