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  1. Bout to do some work, on the toilet.
  2. @JimIrsay: FUCK DUDES, I JUST NEED TO DANCE. GOING OUT W/ MY BESTIES TONIGHT~!*!
  3. LOL WUT? Get a shotty. Mossberg 590 mariner, that or saiga 12.
  4. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    i will soon. like i said, this is kinda pre-emptive, but its something that needs addressed straight out of the gate if i get this place
  5. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6apwT3iJ1qjfomwo1_500.jpg
  6. m4m wanted: JO buddy for random cock fondling and late night ass spelunking
  7. i concur. it should be in every 8th graders reading curriculum. not only because of the denouement of the story, but the fact that it is an actual coming of age tale (bildungsroman if you will), about steven, his average boner, and lust for a woman.
  8. I will put this story to rest - Monty has been MIA anyway so I don't really care. Part 1 At some point during a normal relationship between a boy and a girl, Monty decided the time had come to reveal his sexy physique to his girlfriend at the time. He ever so discretely snuck into the bathroom at his parent's house one lazy afternoon, took off his clothes (which are nicely folded on the vanity counter in the picture - a little easter egg if you will...), and used cutting edge technology at that time to snap a hott sexy pic of that bloated gut, late 80's bush, and average sized half-boner. This picture message was eagerly sent to his unsuspecting and very lucky girlfriend. Part 2 Upon recieving this multimedia text message masterpiece, his potentially excited girlfriend had an unforseen reaction to this courting method. Overcome with laughter, she simply forwarded this message on to many friends and acquaintences they shared so that they may also have this magical ray of light brighten their day. Little did she know that that this small action would snowball into hilarity of biblical proportions for years to come. This same picture, unedited, would be posted on local racing sites - craigslist's infamous "men for men" section - as well as resent to Monty and friends to resurrect the experience like it was being enjoyed for the first time. This picture has recently been resent with a celebrity guest, which has only been seen by very few so far...
  9. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    that patio fireplace looks sick.
  10. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    its the only picture i could find hillbilly.
  11. love it too when people go there for "good beer" and get guinness. srsly fuck guiness.
  12. this could be srsly badass. count me in if i have a bike by then...
  13. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    even if you concrete in between em, or grout or whatever the hell they put between em?
  14. We went to World of Beers for a work function. Nothing like expensing $8 IPAs. Sturg you are probably the reason it has a dbag feel. Just sayin. And I do man the fuck up. I put down half a bottle of jack most nights of the week. Cum at me.
  15. QFT Just like when the Crew won the MLS cup a few yrs ago, but OSU beating Michigan made headlines over it.
  16. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    http://www.romanroads.us/images/pavers-gallery_01.jpg maybe kinda like this but many more stairs, leading to a doorway. this is all pre-emptive.
  17. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    mmm, kinda. More custom, less $1.98 home depot formed cynder blocks. Less retaining wall-esque. I may try this on my own, who knows.
  18. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    Exterior, semi structural, semi decorative. Think front stairs/entryway for a home.
  19. AWW$HEEET

    samuel

    Sam, do you and your mexicans only do concrete? I am possibly seeking stone work. Come at me.
  20. when i saw the title, my first guess was meth..
  21. its not the best dark. id get a half keg of something better. plus what are the chances you are gonna drink the whole thing? thats like 180 beers.
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