slingingchic

ridiculousness!

I will most definitely need a few drinks this evening! Today sucks hairy sweaty smelly funky balls!

I'm about to get in a fist fight with this damn under armor!!!

When you know your Pepsi rep is coming to collect your order have it the fuck ready! Cheese and Rice!

I was asleep..... ugh!

completed one day bitches!

Today deserves a beer, or two,....or six! Damn!

Hell yea it's gonna be a good day after all!

Cramming two routes into one day on Christmas eve....yes!

I must smell good, people are practically stand up my ass! Hope that elbow gave you a nasty bruise...stupid bitch!

Yes...just watched some asshat drive straight into the flooded section on Eldean. He'll be floating across the ball fields in no time and down the river.

No fights tonight....best Christmas ever! Got to hear mom saying inappropriate things while playing Cards Against Humanity and watch dad go at it with a puzzle. Goodtimes!

Two Christmas celebrations to get ready for today....let the bitching and fighting commence.

Hate wrapping presents!

Fairfield Commons bad idea.....I'm ready to knock a bitch out. Quit touching!

Our girls kick ass!

Basketball this morning! Go Anna #33

It managed to get up to 85 degrees in this house...WTF

Air Conditioning is ON

Thinking of my Debbie today as she and her family are about to say their last goodbye to Greg. I love her and her family, can't even imagine what they're going through right now.

Not how I wanted to start my morning!

Taking down the Holy!

Sweet still doing 15% off

Goal tonight? Not to drop the F bomb at the refs! Shit!

You know it's a good evening when you go shopping for new jeans and discover you went down another size

Ahhhh..... I still love my Longhorns! Wonder who the new head coach will be?