slingingchic

Now that I spent 1 hrs shoveling I DARE a bitch to park there!

Slick!

Ewwweew that smell! Can't you smell that smell......

Some of these parents dropping off their kids at school actually gives me road rage. damn!

Static electricity owns me today!

He said howdy I said hi

I said howdy he said hi

Place is SLOW

Today is the day we'll find out what's going on inside of my head! Kinda scared about what they will see!

Muahahahaha

Nothing like shutting a hand full of hair in the door and trying to rip it out! Damn this wind!

A bowl of rice does NOT melt snow you fool! Good lord!!

No one knows me any better than my own...I will say this my kids are the greatest!

I haven't had a migraine this bad ever! 12 hours and it's finally starting to calm down. Pretty sure I felt my brain tweak a few times.

Fucking ice! Steps of death!

Nest shit ever!!! $ playing misadventures of shitman!!!!! Yes!!!!

Which do you think is worse.... Being out of Mt Dew or having snow on the ground?

Goal today? Not to fall on my ass!

What the hell just happened...... craziness did!

Strange, I didn't know I was living with a doctor....

Where can I buy used sex toys?

Close your eyes look deep in your soul step outside yourself and let your mind go.....

Sleep...who has time for that?

Tuesday you suck!

Bradford dirty butts! Ugh!

Vacation!