Summer of 2003: At a gas station, park the bike next to the pump, get off to put my credit card in the pump and fuel up, bike rolls off stand and pins me against the pump. From left to right, fuel pump, me hugging the fuel pump, Hayabusa on the back of my leg. Can't push hard enough against the pump and can't straighten out my leg. Another biker rolled in to fuel up, saw me embracing the pump passionately and came to my rescue and lifted the bike off my leg. Actually ended up tearing my ACL because of that and had to have it repaired so I think that also counts as the most severe motorbike injury without actually riding the motorbike!