Mate. That is quite possibly the single best classified ad I've ever read. Let alone one for bike gear, never-mind for Kriega bike gear (maybe 'cos everyone keeps their Kriega gear forever...). Bravo! The ad is brilliant (not to mention all true, of course!). Even I'm tempted to buy the damn thing! But just in case the ad copy is not enough to make the sale, I've given it a little helping hand here. If you want to email me your address via our website (www.kriega.us), I'd like to send you a token of my appreciation for taking the time to rep Kriega gear like a boss with this ad. GLWS and all that! Cheers, Michael U.S. Distributor for Kriega