My favorite ones include.........
"I SWEAR THAT BAG IS NOT MINE! Ill admit to the drinking and driving, but that bag is not mine! I would rather have the OVI than the drug charge!"
Officer xXx "We know the pipes belong to you, tell us they do and we will uncuff your girlfriend, free her from the possession charge, and let her go"..... alleged criminal "Nope, not mine" ... girlfriend continues to ball her eyes out as shes put in the back of the car.
"But officer EVERYONE smokes weed!" My partner "Officer Lippian do you smoke weed?" Me "Im affraid Ive never tried it Officer xXx "
During officer saftey pat down... Officer xXx "Whats that?" "Oh thats my baggy of weed" Officer xXx "Thanks, your making this easy for us"