Orion

to quote clint eastwood in the movie "unforgiven".. "deserves got nothin to do with it". every third customer i see today will "deserve" to get choke slammed. nitrousbird joe "deserves" to never have a running car ever again unless its an import with a big wing. sam "deserves" herpersghonasyphalaids for boning everything he sees with no condom. half the people on this forum "deserve" to be put through remedial english classes or have shock collars permanently affixed to their necks. marc "deserved" to get pwned last night, but you broke the code, and so you must suffer. you are not above the law.

thanks andy! glad i could help you out, bro.

i would say that it probably depends on wether or not theyre in a hardship post. (for the non military folks, that means dependants are not allowed to go with you)

truth. as the "old man" in this thread, i will regulate. (anthony's older than me, but he has kids and stuff and knows nothing about party fouls) if the shoes are off, then no matter what transgressions have occurred during the nights festivities, the game is over. thats like picking a fight with a dude who already got a game misconduct penalty. hes off the ice, in the locker room. looks like its time for the league to levy a fine against someone. besides, you should be thinking of ways to get at the mo-fos that still ARE on their feet. sounds like marc got you guys pretty good while he was up, and if you couldnt think of a way WITHIN THE RULES to make him pay, then thats your fucking fault. oh, and another thing, everyone of you is fucking guilty. "i didnt do the drawing" is not a viable excuse. you ARE your brothers keeper, and when one of you fucks up, all of you fuck up. look guys, these rules are here for your safety and self esteem, not to mention the safety of people youre not even thinking of. even when your partying and having a good time, your actions affect not only you and the people at the party, but others as well. if youre going to blatantly ignore them, then youve essentially hit the big red button with the radiation symbol on it. no one will be safe, and your party going experience will degenerate into a bunch of drunks out on the road driving home because they can find no solace on the couch or the floor to sleep it off. im sure even you can agree that drunks driving home is good for no one. not the drunks, not the drunks friends, and not the rest of us on the roads on the way home. keep it safe, let the man sleep, and spend that time thinking of a less cliche way to "pwn" him. c'mon now guys, think a little. so, in conclusion, i find that the three people in question are guilty of a "disturbing the peace/reckless endangerment" party foul of the first degree, and a lesser crime of "unoriginal owning" in the third degree. your sentance will be to apologize to marc here or in person, and to buy him two(2) shots of his favorite drink the next time you are in a situation with him wheres its socially acceptable to do so. also, the third degree crime carries with it a probationary period of one month. improve the quality of your pranks, or face the consequences. failure to comply will lead to further action being taken against you. <yes, im serious>

well chris, at least we agree on something. good on ya. for the record, i was raised by my father, and i totally support this. give it a few minutes of your time folks.

good thing you guys dont have a back seat. people hate riding in the backseat of my car, and im like 1/3 as loud as you. i love the ls1, but, the mustangs sound way better. <shrug>

i just wanted to see that posted again... ...because its stupid. <in a really, really good way>

uh, john... looks like you at least did well on the math section... but you may want to work on that reading part or youre never going to get into a good school. <grin>

yeah, so much for my reading ability.

so, by neglect, you mean stop feeding it till it dies and the animal cops come and arrest me? john is the young man who asked me to stop poking fun at stiracers dead mother, even though i wasnt doing that. lmao at the virgin mobile comment.

what? <finger poised to hit the "turn alex's phone off" button>

so, the answer is, his DAD took away his sti and bought him a cobra. john, it was not a joke, it was a question. if he wants to be a big boy, he can answer for himself.

so, your mom took away your sti and bought you a cobra?

biggest.understatement.evar!

um... is anyone else wondering why tina posted under joes name? or if its tina, or if its joe, or.... im so confused.

its...fast enough for you...old man.

doc, guys, wheres things goin down this evening?

bottle, fool!

bring enough money tonight for that coke. <grin>

guess mine is priced just right then.

ok, heres another one... the song that is playing during the trailer for "ultra-violet". theres a girl singing but i dont know the name of the badn or the song. help?

functional hood scoop. "on the go" switchable fuel maps. no need to turn off the car to take it from valet mode to 93 octane map.

moog, i knew there was a reason i liked you.

sounds like i may be busy racing tomorrow. <grin> edit: for the record, im not sure how this turned into a "everyone race dj" thread. all i wanted to know was how much it costs to get a dub into the 12's, and get a free plug in for my car (which, incidentally, is for sale).

well, ill be out tomorrow, and ill more than likely be running thorne for a coke. im not one to turn down races, so sure man, if you want to run, im game. i imagine that youll want to go from a roll, seeing as how its kinda cold. im guessing by vr, you mean vr6? stroked and boosted i bet that thing is pretty quick. not that i dont believe you, but i know four people who sold their v-dubs to get into wrx's, and they say theres no going back. jimmy dean, kelly and his wife, wende, and jason niemiller. guess its a "different strokes" thing. personally, i love my car.