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  1. must be french. jon knows he cant deal, just ask him.
  2. none of that changes the fact that what i said was true. and by the way, you suck too.
  3. dammit! someone go work for this guy! all he does is post great jobs up here. you probably wont read this, but if you ever need someone in sales, or just a people skills kinda guy......
  4. Orion

    hello all

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  5. Orion

    Hey all!

    now THAT is an intro. welcome noob. dont drop the soap.
  6. jon, its still my kitchen, and im still better than you. the ten count is up, son. knockout.
  7. reading this thread makes me wish jack b. was still around.
  8. if you think uncle sam is a bitch, you should try livng under uncle kim, or uncle ho, or a monarchy. i know everytime some body bitches about taxes, theres always some dude thats shouts them down about how america is the best. i feel that way, but im not that dude. so, no shouting. just think of other countries and what they have to deal with. it really could be a whole lot worse.
  9. watsonruppel performance, in sarahsville. check them out. ask for david, tell them jerrad sent you.
  10. ah yes, id almost forgotten how cool the double post was....... redface.gif
  11. no one caught this? ROFL! freakin jerk. congrats man.
  12. thats messed up. i love my accessport. valet mode = the win.
  13. well, have them use that microscope to locate your brain. doesnt seem like itd be all that hard to log off someone elses screen name before posting. is this a de facto application for membership into the "grovetucky stang posse"? theyre the only others who seem to have problems with that. oh, besides spr, and as we have all learned, hes a real shining beacon of inspiration for all of us. im sure theyll find them in close proximity to one another, seeing as how the only thing seperating my jock from your brain is the roof of your mouth.
  14. ...and my jock, fool. i posted this shit already in the other thread, and i did it better than you.
  15. does yours run? then shut up. if youd taken the time to read, youd have seen that the car he bought is not "brand new". its an 01. i freaking dare you to tell eli or joe that the previous iteration of the cobra motor cant make any power. especially considering what you drive.
  16. might get some other people to shut up about that swap, though.
  17. if you spin an asian guy around a bunch of times, does he become dis-oriented?
  18. god yes. thank you, owned. that other guy is still stupid, though.
  19. ok, let me attempt this... spr, owned, and white knight go for a little tuning cruise in a car that, unbeknownst to them, has incorrect tags on it. they drive through jefferson township, and eventually, a vette rolls up next to them and paces them for a while. after a while they begin to get tailed by a cop, who eventually pulls them and the vette over. at this point, the vette is totally forgotten. the cop runs their tags, see that its not for the right car, and impound the car, and arrest the owner of the tags used on the car. somewhere in here, some guy who drives a modified bmw realizes he cant pay his rent. *pancake bunny* after this, lots of alleged police abuse of power takes place, which seems to consist mostly of the police telling the kids to "be good or youre going to jail." to the principles involved, i have this to say... if youre grammatical ability is any indication of your level of intelligence, the cop got mean because he was frustrated as hell trying to understand what you were babbling incoherently. i really hope you didnt expect pity from cr.
  20. ok, let me attempt this... spr, owned, and white knight go for a little tuning cruise in a car that, unbeknownst to them, has incorrect tags on it. they drive through jefferson township, and eventually, a vette rolls up next to them and paces them for a while. after a while they begin to get tailed by a cop, who eventually pulls them and the vette over. at this point, the vette is totally forgotten. the cop runs their tags, see that its not for the right car, and impound the car, and arrest the owner of the tags used on the car. somewhere in here, some guy who drives a modified bmw realizes he cant pay his rent. *pancake bunny* after this, lots of alleged police abuse of power takes place, which seems to consist mostly of the police telling the kids to "be good or youre going to jail." to the principles involved, i have this to say... if youre grammatical ability is any indication of your level of intelligence, the cop got mean because he was frustrated as hell trying to understand what you were babbling incoherently. i really hope you didnt expect pity from cr.
  21. Orion

    central point

    one of these days i'll show yo' jerks. yo'll see. i'm gonna haf a fast car, an' take lotsa varmints's money. i may be stoopid now, but i'm six packin' milk, an' milks' twenty-seven essential vitamins an' minerals is crucial t'developin' a sharp mind, an' high intellyjunce, an' it's calcium is great fo' stren'thenin' bones so they're harder fo' th' guys at central point t'bust when ah cain't pay up. yo'll see. jest yo' wait. i'll be trimenjus time someday.
  22. werd.the saab 92x is alright, too. not to mention the magnum.
  23. fox lake does good work.
  24. its a good thing you took miles with you, id have gone crazy dragging you all over hells half acre.
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