True story, I played in a golf outing last year and on like 3 of the greens there were Hornet nests IN THE FUCKING GREEN. My whole squad was like "Looks like were taking a "1" on this whole. Good job, gents." Just straight left one of the balls ON THE GREEN on one of them, as it was about 5 feet from one of the nests.
In other news, I exacted some sweet, sweet vengeance when one of the fuckers landed on my ball as I was getting ready to hit my driver. It wasn't a great drive. My colleagues claim I may have "overswung". :-)