In related news, Ohio has plummeted out of the top five "fattest States in the Nation" poll, down to number 42. The dramatic change has been attributed to College Football, of all things. A prominent scientist was quoted as saying "News broke early this week that Jim Bollman had been hired as Offensive Coordinator at Michigan State, and, as far as we can tell right now, ALL of Buckeye Nation collectively, and LITERALLY, laughed their entire asses off. Were still studying this phenomonon, but in the meantime, we have had to shift some of our research students to the janitorial department. Someone has to clean up all this ass...."