I'm sure that AJ (splatty) his bro, his ex, Cordell (the infamous "Shitting in a bucket" incident), and pretty much ALL of the admins/Mods (Haters be hating, save these haters have "powah" i.e. how many times have you been miserabled again?) would agree that you be starting some shit. And thats just right off the top of my head without even searching.
It's ok to admit that you are an "Insta-gator", Phillys. All of the fun members are doing it.
Ohio has a lot of fat people because Ohio is cold, and we're smart enough to get some insulation.
EDIT: I'm half black, half white, and all fat. I loves me sum fried chicken. And some collard greens....