So the wife and I get this place called "Plymouth Rock" or something. Southeast corner of hocking hills. I didn't care as we just needed to get away for a few days.
I will say DO NOT ever stay at this place. It's a shithole. Here's why.
1. I go to make dinner Friday night (boil some brats before grilling). Turn on the buner.. POOF.. Smoke starts pouring from the underside of the buner (that metal catch type thing.. can't remember what it's called). Nice. It sets off the fire detector. Pull that Off the ceiling and chuck it across the room. Wait for it to cool down, clean it and start to boil the water. next.
2. Go to light the grill. Push button ignitor doesn't work. No big deal. Get some paper plate and light the left side. 4.. (FOUR) of the little flames go. just 4. Light the right side. Most of them light up. Fine. Cook dinner.
3. Look in the bathroom (did this earlier). Nice. Fucking lady bugs EVERYWHERE! In the shower, toilet, all over the groud. Some dead, some alive. They were the ones that bite too. Look on the comforter of the bed. Yep.. on there too. Brilliant!
4. Go in the hot tub. Umm.. ok, it's kind of slimey. Upon entering, now my skin feels like I just rubbed lotion all over it. Eww? The whole inside of the hot tub was like this. You try to sit down and you just slid everywhere. There wasn't a strong smell of chlorine either.. so I'm going to assume that this tub wasn't cleaned in a while?
5. Go back inside.. turn on the TV. Now I know you're not supposed to go to hocking hills to watch TV, but this is our 3rd trip down here and the caves and shit aren't going to change much. Turn on the TV. Nothing. Static. nice. Look in the back. no rabbit ears. Brilliant. The only thing that worked was the mini-dvd player they had. There were movies.. old john wayne movies, Wall street, and some other lame movies. VERY lame I'll add. Now I go all MacGyver and shit. Go out to my car. Get a safety pin, and my jumper cables along with a pair of pliers. Straighten out the safety pin and shove it in the cable hole. Clamp one end of the jumper cables onto the pin and clamp the other one on the curtain rod on the window next to it. Do an auto search of channels. TWO! Found NBC out of some hick down in WV and some cartoon channel. NBC isn't too bad. It has some vertical lines and some snow, but its livable. Oh, not to mention the nice 3" green round spot on the bottom right corner and also the entire screen was a light red. Awesome!
6. Lastly. The bed. I normally don't complain much, but this was fucking retarded. I go and lay down and I felt like I was stuck in a U shape of a craft-matic adjustable bed. No shit either. I could lay down and see my feet a foot above the rest of me. I'm big, don't get me wrong, but it seemed like Andre the Giant slept on the one side of the bed.
7. The fouton was shit too. Again, Andre the Giant must have jumped smack dab in the middle. It was bowing too and was pretty freakin' uncomfortable.
Anyways.. that was my weekend was like. I normally don't bitch about stuff like this but this really pissed me off. I didn't contact the owner this weekend while I was there. I'll be sending her an email.
But for $145 a night (on the weekend) this was a complete rip off.
/rant.
I'll get some pics tonight. Here's the web site of the shit hole.
http://www.hockinghills.com/plymouthrock/