Miller

WOW. Avatar looks so gay. Like two fat, hairy-men wrestling in a lube pool by the Y gay. As soon as I saw the commercial I had to ask my friend "Is adam cook the screen writer?" That's an inside joke, but trust me, it's a really gay guy.

Erik Schmelmer

"Red neck" and "hillbilly" are offensive. We now call them "country music stars"

They need to design a vehicle similar, except the driver seat and wheel need to be at the back of the vehicle. That is - so I can ride comfortably with my penis unraveled and straight. It's just more comfortable.

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Massa Zackras (12:53:15 AM): you can send a card with a neat picture to someone to tell them to get tested DaveBowman2001 (12:53:16 AM): hahah that's awful Massa Zackras (12:54:22 AM): I see two scales balancing on each side of the pendulum. Both are filled with 12 ounces of win when I send this to an x girlfriend. DaveBowman2001 (12:56:35 AM): hahah

I dig the rat rod and the bird tittys

I liked it for sure.

haha lol

I hope mine isn't included into this because it's obviously burgundy by day flake purple by night

+1 Thick chicks with big bewbs are my thing. Although here I am dating a girl 110 pounds soaking wet.

Don't buy an eBay turbo kit. Trust me. I originally bought a Turbonetics turbo kit. Then found a kit that "looked" the same on eBay for 1/3rd the price, sold mine, bought the eBay, and got fucked. I would have been turbo 2 years ago if chad had come around sooner or if I had kept my original kit. The eBay kit requires clearance of the drivers side header (an adjusting angled cut to bring it inward), then the crossover of course needs modified to fit the new length, then you have to completely modify the wastegate pipe and mount as well as the downpipes flange.

Shit if you guys buy me a round of drinks I'll ride my bike down to polaris if it comes down to it. Just have Scotty give me a ring when you guys figure it out. I got finals Tuesday and Friday, so as long as its not Monday or Thursday I'm in.

Now you can drive those trails. And commute from the office to the bathroom.

MOW BITCHES. I want one of those by the time I'm thirty. 24lbs of boost on a 5 liter mmmm? License plate will read MOWBISH

Been unemployed for 2 months. My savings has dwindled away to getting my car out of the shop and gas to commute to school + insurance. It blows. Something will come up soon. Edit - I guess I could call someone and ride along so I don't have that good of an excuse. :\ Grants fucking crazy though and always causes some sort of scene when I take him anywhere.

yAR I'll be there in the cororuh to see if it makes more power then a 1980's 250 ninja!

It's not that I'm a vag I'm poor

Seafoam will clear that right up.

Ditto Ramsey haven't heard from you in a minute what's up?

I was speaking more for the crack, not so much the coke. Coke is an upper, a social drug, if anything it makes you more able to function until a come down begins. Anyway, my facetious joke was about crack heads, everyone knows they're fucking crazy.

I don't agree. If I were to get hammered Friday night, and the day following was called in for some mandatory rubbish on Saturday, no big deal. I would drink some coffee, do some jumping jacks, shower, and show up at work right as rain. Now if I were to smoke a nice fat bowl of crack and snort drag strip of coke, IF I managed to get past the phone conversation without asking "Satan, why do you wants me to work on my day off?", I would probably get into a fight for my life against those evil lawn gnomes and concrete geese I see on my drive to work. You can't compare two different inhibitors considering one is a depressant/sedative and the other makes you trip your balls off. This makes me think you haven't drank, maybe you have, but you certainly have not done crack. I've seen crack heads; I've seen coke heads, totally different playing fields, they’re nuts.

Man, Paul, I like you, but I nearly always want to punch you in the e-face on this board. Fuck you.

You dick head. My friend owned the beach place fully stocked with booze, food, and all the necessities. That's called all expense paid. I haven't bought myself a taco for 2 months. Let that reality rocket hit you in the back of the head and rattle things inside for a bit. Furthermore, your 300 something hp skittle cannot possibly walk a car that will out power you by nearly 200 horsepower. Quit talking about my chit.

Scott, quick, I challenge you to take shots of whiskey! you slippery clam you