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Miller

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  1. I think that "ricer" is still faster. There is my asshole right thuuuur
  2. Dude...I'm gonna kick you in the hand.
  3. I heard they were really slow, especially in the white with gold combination.
  4. If only you could find a nurse hooker, then you could give blood for the 50 bux and tell her to keep the change.
  5. I just got it in an email today you bunch of slap jawed faggots. /emo tears
  6. That's real sweet. I would still rather take the build it option because the dolla billz.
  7. http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/insults/noob/normal_stfu-noob.jpg
  8. Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio: All I have to say is "Go Bucks!" You might be from Ohio (pronounced Uh-hi-uh), if: You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south." You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July. "You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example: "Where's my coat at?" You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. You carry jumper cables in your car. You know what 'pop' is. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (Amen!) The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports. If you actually get these jokes -- then you're probably from OHIO. "
  9. Miller

    Bad Joke

    "Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk. I talked to him yesterday" My dad sent this to me, his friends have quite the sense of humor.
  10. I like the car, they tried to render it towards the old gt500 or the mythical "Eleanor" and I like both old and new. I was in-love with that Eleanor style ever since I saw gone in 60 when I was younger. When I'm thirty and rolling in money and bitches I fully intend to own a gt500 replica very similar; and I'm gonna rock it as my street car. Eleanor http://www.dreams-cars.net/images/Galerie/Shelby/Shelby_GT500_Eleanor_1967/Shelby_GT500_Eleanor_1967_02.jpg + 5.0 http://www.mustangv8.com/en2/uploads/newbb/880_4511f55457239.jpg + Turbo = dada da dada daaaaaa, I'm lovin it.
  11. Miller

    Snow Fun

    YES ps I can't believe you took them in the snow.
  12. I drunk punched someone and have never felt better about myself.
  13. Miller

    Snow Fun

    You crazy Kyle, you crazy!
  14. I hurt my hand on Friday Kevin, except I think I broke my middle and index finger, that or they just really hurt. Man, bitches are starting drama everywhere this week.
  15. I pwn you guys, someone get me a camera to tape with.
  16. That is like insulting Eleanor, and that should land you an ass beating.
  17. Miller

    hey heye hey

    hahhahahahahahhahahahaha sweet shit.
  18. http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6364/icensnowcopynu2.jpg
  19. I'm looking forward to getting on those roads with the awd
  20. That sounds amazing to drive! I'll settle for the escape though.
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