You guys are right.. Mr. T would still lose, it's been proven...
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.
Oh forgive me, Almighty Mr. Norris, please just rip a leg off with your mighty roundhouse and spare my life.