Jon > FUPA forever. The ownage seems to never stop, and neither does the laughter.
Megan, seriously, you are way out of your league; and if nothing else, your weight class. Maybe you should try some of Jons advice, and then get back to us.
Oh, although im sure you know everything there is to know about VW's, and you feel like you have no reason to be on that board, I suggest you go there and stay there. If for no other reason than they havent seen/met you yet, and you have a higher chance of not being the butt of every joke.
-Marc