Devils Advocate

STOP POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS, PLEASE.

Mike, how does seared sea scallops over bacon and cheddar smashed redskins, topped with grilled asparagus and a roasted red pepper and corn salsa sound? and that's just my latest.... Chilled soba noodles, slices of seared tuna steak crusted with sesame and scallions, all topped with a sweet yet spicy sesame teriyaki sauce? Thin crusted pizza topped with roasted garlic, olive oil, priosciutto, fontina cheese, and grilled chicken? Mushroom ravioli baked with alfredo, marinara, and pesto sauces, topped with breadcrumbs for a little extra crunch? Shit mang, you provide the food, and I'll provide the cookin' some time, if you want your wife to truly taste gourmet food... In her own house.

Sheeeeeit, I'd trade my mother for Jen in a heartbeat... but only with Cody's permission. graemlins/lol.gif

Ohhhhhhh wow, you might be THE LAST person on this board to talk shit about females, for so many reasons. Want to compare? Aly, Francesca, and Kelli, and those are only the girls that I've dated seriously. The fuck you got even comes close?

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OMFG NOEZ!!!! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/drshampoo/1119157640662.jpg

HAWT SAWCE!!!!

Shut up, you big baby. K Jess, I'll stop... but I get to headbutt you. Mike, I'm like a fuckin Iron Chef.

That guy has some nice cars.

Sounds like the guy who brought his new wife to the ball game and pissed all his friends off.

PM 'Crash", he wants it, I promise you, he never stops talking about stands.

Intelligence? Check. Class? Double check, when I'm not around you hilljacks. Culture? Triple check, I can cook fifty times better than anybody here, and havea broad range of cultural interests. Money? Money is only good for making up for tiny penises and a lack of any of the above qualities. "Game" is a word that, to me, encompasses all of the qualities that you insisted I'm lacking in. Can we have a Jesse's sister challenge or something?

This thread is incradabool... Sounds like I'm the only one of you fucks with enough game to get this girl, with the exception of muscles over there in the non-running 240... graemlins/eek2.gif

....but WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!

heh heh....

Jackass. ... Chris, rum drinking tonight?

BERRIES!!!

Spend time with my parents, on my bike, and with my girlfriend.

Glad to hear that you aren't dead, Steele. Call me this weekend.

Glad to hear that you aren't dead, Steele. Call me this weekend.

Shut the fuck up, Marty.

I was laughing for a bit that he was going to import a dog from brazil because it's the one she wanted, but then I remembered some of the crazy shit that I've done for my girlfriends in the past... On that note, how much are tickets to Red Rocks amphitheatre?

SRT4 SWAP NEON!

Word on the street is that Eli Looks like grizzly adams... Is this true?