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Devils Advocate

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  1. Best prank phone call evar: (This is all in large angry man voice) "Yo, Is Rodney der?!" (when they say no, say this:) "FUCK!!! Aight, Aight, shit... You tell Rodney dat if his ass don't got Frankie da Brick's money in twenny fo' hours, he's fucking DEAD, ya hear me?" Click.
  2. Tonight was a succes -Ben (Crash)
  3. If it is an 05 RR her name is Carrie I met her last weekend and whoever she was riding with. She a cool person. -This is Ben Posting (Crash)
  4. Oh, I'm sorry, I'll send a taxi to your house to pick you up so that you can come over and drink beer that I pay for. Shut the fuck up, grizzly adams.
  5. Devils Advocate

    50lbs....

    Eat lots of *brown* rice. Just cooks ome up, and throw some toasted sesame seeds, a little brown sugar, and a decent bit of soy sauce in the bowl. mix it up, and serve stir fried veggies over top (zucchini, carrots, peppers, onions, broccoli, etc etc.) Vary the types of sauces that you stirt fry the veggies in, you can buy alot of cool sauces at the store, which wont hurt your wallett too much since veggies are sooo damned cheap. Im doing exactly what you are, so let me know if you'd like to work out some time.
  6. Devils Advocate

    Monday

    I get off work at eleven, whoever I like is welcome to come have a beer or two at my house... BYOB though.
  7. Daaaaamn, sorry dude. I was in a shitty mood already that day, I think my sarcasm detection meter was busted. I get my bike sometime in early july... and I wont be getting offf of it until the ground freezes. Steele loves teh cawx.
  8. You'd like that, wouldn't you? tongue.gif
  9. That's a joke, kids. Move along now, back into your cages.
  10. Oh, no... god forbid that I base a response to the question "which bike should I get" on my own personal opinion. Damn, that sounds retarded, doesn't it? Suzukis are the most hideous bikes on the road. I'm sorry that I don't feel like paying that much money to ride on something that looks like gonzo from the muppets. I don't have any problem with people who choose to ride zooks, to each their own. But don't act like a jackass when somebody else doesnt like your bike, it makes you look like a douche.
  11. Hey, Bam... Your car is REALLY slow. When I "only" get the 600, race me for a hundred dollars in your uber fast GTP from a fifty roll. Oh, shit, that slow little six is almost FOUR SECONDS FASTER THAN YOUR CAR. Shut the fuck up, stop driving like a douche, and dont talk shit when you have a stock GTP.
  12. If im out, I might be drunk.
  13. Get the fuck out of my thread.
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