Science Abuse

Nice! I may just rent that Maserati for myself....

You are indeed the Man! You'll have to at least let me get you lunch, even if she does want something else.

Thanks Doc! Scuderia Doc was actually one of the first things I thought of. It's been so long since I left Columbus, though, didn't know if you were still around! The B would be great, not sure she has the palate to appreciate the obscure Japanese imports... but I'll try. June 13 is the day, it's a Friday.... yes, Friday the 13th.

Here's the skinny: Little sister is getting hitched, and she asked me if I could come up with something special for the wedding photos. Classic car, exotic car, she gave me quite a bit of creative license. In Vegas, you can rent pretty much whatever you can think of. (giggity) In Columbus... exactly what the hell am I supposed to do? Anyone know if MAG or the Toy Barn et al does anything like this? Anyone here have a turn-key classic that they'd part with for a day? It really just needs to look pretty, start up, and drive around the block once.

Classic:

I watched the first 2 seasons of TFS Abridged, 6 hours of inappropriate hilarious. Here's more similar work:

If she's pregnant, she's obviously a woman. GOSH

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/02/15/unaware-she-was-pregnant-woman-delivers-10-pound-baby/

I lol'd: Women are genetically equipped to be more judgmental. PS; the cones may be receptive to other wavelengths of light, perhaps they can see IR and Xrays. They are predators of teh sea, being able to detect bio-luminescence in daylight could be handy, too.

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The guy who wrote that was Wolfgang Becker, the movie was Goodbye Lenin... 'cept, Dad escaped East Germany to the West, but mom chickened out and kept the kids in the East.

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"Honestly if you're going to start a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the worlds cruelest handicap."

"This final solution is so difficult" would have made it better. :lolguy:

Geo Metro, chopped into a more appropriate format: Single seater, for people with no friends.

A loofa would clean that right up.....

Prank approved:

http://dev7.kimclement.com/janescorner/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pomegranate-1.jpg Actually, the guy that's getting the bike is at OSU, so picking it up from you would be the easiest for everyone. Mucho Appreciado

Deal. I'll end up being up here again before Xmas, possibly as early as next weekend. I'm on my way south now.... I should have posted sooner.

Pawnshop Huffy cheap. Essentially disposable.

Got a freind who's a student.... so he's poor. I'm looking to get him a usable bike for Xmas. Not too expensive (because I'm cheap) or flashy (because it will be stolen). Anybody?

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