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  1. If he survives and makes a full recovery, the video will be aired on the show. This is shitty news, I realy like Hammster. My sig was inspired from a line from the Brainiac show. I hope he pulls through with no ill effect. he has done alot of ballsy stuff for the show, I'm suprised nothing has cone wrong yet. Off the top of my head: sat in a car that was: -dropped in water -struck by lightning -frozen to the point of hypothermia -slammed into another car
  2. I have many clips from the Ring, and Hans J. Stuck is one of the fastest out there.....did i mention he's like 60 years old?
  3. Need a quality control guy? Mechanical inspector? You can have me at the low low bargain price of $40k / yr.
  4. I didn't make the joke up, I just get the joke. Blame the green party.
  5. He's strong because he didn't die. Do you have any idea how big of a deal it is to: Get injured in the middle of nowhere? Get mauled by a wild animal? Loose that much blood? Endure all 3 and live?
  6. better get youself this sticker: http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/dontshoot.jpg
  7. Just like that pothead from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels!
  8. Show them the scars, tell'm it was a fair fight. I also like the term "Nature happens". That's some Brock Sampson shit right there.
  9. You're still a nancyboy bitch: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_polar_bear_attack.htm Graphic as hell: Here, look at his skull. Achilles! This got got ripped, litteraly. Edit: copy/paste image URLs to your browser.
  10. Peace out Doug, we'll miss the Snake. Never go to Detroit.
  11. I will trade youstriaght up for my cougar al all it's parts. I know you probably wont take it, but it's a sincere and serious offer. Or, find a buyer for my cougar. Your finders fee will be me buying you car for whatever you sell the cougar for. Sell it for $5,000 and you'll get $5g. http://www.columbusracing.com/showthread.php?t=29126
  12. Sounds good. He works here off polaris and lives off sawmill, so your joint works out best. His name is Ju Yuan (don't worry, no accent), drives a black accord. Should he call you fisrt?
  13. thats what everyone else is there for.
  14. It needs lexan windows. I'd sooo rally this if the cougar was sold!
  15. Now with less sodium! Pics: Seen with 16" street going wheels http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3766/sidero0.jpg Unspecting look, aye? http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3338/frontwk3.jpg Low, but not too low for your jack http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9615/rearzx4.jpg Layered Carbon Fiber dash shell. Weighs about a pound. http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/928/dashtm4.jpg Gutted doors with Lexan Windows. Windows slide up and down, and out. Held by a clevis pin/cotter. No leaks. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9638/doornp2.jpg See battery box and all important cup holders. http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3632/pass2cf9.jpg 8 way power seats, adjustable side bolters and inflatable lumbar. Heavy, but for some reason I cant give it up. http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9139/dseatdt3.jpg The bucket adorns our living room: http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6867/seathv4.jpg
  16. Opening doors, I missed him popping the door knob. http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5959/img2305wi0.jpg
  17. "I'm the owner, thats who the fuck I am. I can have the cops here in 10 minutes to not only tell you to leave, but arrest you for criminal trespass and write you a $500 ticket for littering. You wan't to try something, say hello to all these witnesses and smile for the cameras." 9 out of 10 people who act like hardasses aren't. Also, they don't get in unless they know the rules. You weed them out at the gate.
  18. Perhaps it's time to move this to the Senior Members section?
  19. This is best adressed by abandoning the Studio 54 bouncer technique of "are you sool enough", and employing the back stage roady technique of "Sorry, you're just not on the list...but how big are your tits?". Say it's by invite only. Or be specific; "look man, we've had alot of problems with people trashing our lot and doing stupid shit here. You're only getting in if you're invited or some one vouches for you. It's not my descision." Because of that last option, keep yourselves up agains the building and away fromt he road. I can imagine people creeping down the street yelling up at the group; "HEY SAM! HEY, ITS ME, LEEROY, WE MET THAT ONE TIME BACK AT THAT PLACE, TELL'M TO LET EM IN!"
  20. Just get a few of these and one person at "the gate" and a few people walking around weat them....anybody have a german shephard? You may get the cops to like you if you help them bust some bitches.....it may also get your shop burned down, though.
  21. If you have opposable thumbs there is no reason you cant be making 10/hr some where else.
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