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Yea I know he has today off, but still this is a shit thread and he loves talking about dooty. On a related note, i took a shit the other night that stood straight up and down in the toliet and it took 3 flushes just to get it to clear.

I am really surprised Kenny was no where to be found in this thread...

shit just keeps going

I believe all pie is discusting, except for pecan, and I only like that about once a year, so fuck pie

I'm going to e-rape your mom while you and your dad stand there and jack eachother off

you fucking asshole. /kenny's life

Everyone in this thread is mad 1337

fuck no! and he is asking 5700 but you are only going to pay 3000?? how's that work out?

you still got that laptop memory? If so I will take it if it will work with DDR 333

I have an interview at the state tomorrow at 8am. So I am not doing jack shit tonight, except studing job interview questions

I hear the 4 door is a undercover cop that arrests people :truth:

Definitely not Kent Ohio, there is no mall area like that there.

That's a badass looking engine hoist ya got there

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, it's excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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Today is my monday, so yea it sucks, but I only have to work 2 days this week, so its all good.

You should probably go clean his apartment Dave. Sounds like the Butt Sechs might be free if you help him out

Punch you in the balls till you bleed I need to buy some more sirius stock like yesterday

would need a new tranny, with a bigger reverse gear http://r6-forumz.com/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

I think Howard could go 10.30's with a different rearend and a new turbo and spray

Fixed

This might be the dumbest thing you have ever said.

She is almost as big as that damn SUV thing in her pics... LOL nice find.

I agree, you now have to tell the story, Kenny said you were going to anyways.

Kind of related... I have been reading the Twilight series of books and i cannot wait for the movie to come out next friday. But its about Vampires, so that makes it ok.