Kevin R.

16.4 minutes

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I think you should email Roger Clark Motorsport and tell them you would be a better fit for driver and why.

Fag.

Truth. You have so much more room. Every day I would sleep in the handicrapper on the toilet...pants down for realism to passers-through...for a combined 2 hours. My legs always fell asleep...but shit was glorious.

Was the same night I smoked you in your fine ass yellow Vette at Easton.

No dumbass. I was trying to make the midget feel good about herself by making her feel big.

from a midget

I was getting road head at the same time.

Also the ending line of many pornos.

See, and girls always think it is so easy for us to piss.

I honestly beat a giant fat man on a Katana on my way to Easton one night. :asshole:

How much is a little?

What is the end result? Katana?

+1 You get drunker whilst doing her.

Dude, I beat a fat guy on a Katana in my car back in the day. Stop bragging about beating a 600. :gtfo: :D:D

Ya. I think secret is 10 and confidential is 15 or some shit.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days

In before 56+ pages of explanation of how he is more doctor than a doctor.

Ya her left nipple is fubared.

Oh shut up. In general they are a joke. Still, I knew people who probably shouldn't have been holding TS either. You get to keep that shit for like 10 years or something without re-checks. :gtfo:

Welcome.

I hate when people leave their shit in the microwave and leave the room...then walk back in and yell at me because I have removed their food now 2 minutes post-beeping to cook my own food. Old bitches get slapped for less.

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