Otis Nice

http://www.sportsmemes.net/pics/4511.jpg Quoted for posterity.

This. Although, if you can't kill it with a well placed round period it may not die. I have heard, "a pistol is just a way to get to a real gun." Obviously may not apply to CCW. Pretty close? http://www.gunlistings.org/uploads/2_pistols_fn_fiveseven_usg_5.7x28mm_65021.jpg

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Funny. Not the response I was expecting after all of the previous comments.

Bosa at TE? Also...

Napolean was 5'6". Mr. Wiggins was a giant!

So...is it ok to hit "her"? What's the protocol here?

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Spot on.

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What if every top 10 team loses its toughest remaining game?

FSU catches more breaks. Winston isn't the only moron on the team that shouldn't be on the field.

This. Here you can see how/why they did it...or something.

Using his logic you can't like a pro team if you never played for them. Trolls gonna troll. OSU vs. 'Bama? YES PLEASE!

Congrats. Wouldn't trade being a dad for the world.

Sorry.

Agreed. Just passing back some of the ribbing he's given OSU fans.

http://skepticalhumanities.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/coincidences.jpg

No, but there's a difference between rooting for whomever your wife lets you and being a fan of a team before AND after marriage. Saying things like, "I rooted for them because she did and because they win," makes you a bandwagon fan. My wife is now an OSU fan. Previously didn't watch/care much about football. ...she's bandwagon OSU fan.

He's gonna be trying for a LONG time at this rate.

Good luck to her.

Fixed that to suit me. Welcome.