Hopefully, there will be audio soon.
Bud Light Presents.......
Real Men of Genius!
(sing along: “Reaaaaaal Men of Genius”)
Today We Salute You....Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan
(sing along: “Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan”)
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high pre-season ranking
(sing along: “Clutching at straaaaaaws!”)
Season after season, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent
(sing along: “How’d App State score Thirty Fouuuuur?”)
Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were even born
(sing along: “Those were the daaaaaays!”)
You’re quick to point out that you have more wins than any other program….as though that is relevant to the current season
(sing along: “You’ve been playing football since the 1870-eeeeeees”)
Go on, ignore that latest loss to Ohio State and continue believing you’ll defeat any bowl opponent with striking ease
(sing along: “We’ll win by thirteeeeeey!”)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that after you finish this season ranked number twenty-nine, you’ll be back to number five when the pre-season polls come out next year
(sing along: “Oh Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!”)