CobraKevin

This man speaks the truth. -Kevin

If 220 is the max, I need to lose some weight. -Kevin

I've always wanted to give a shot. I think your first jump is required to be Tandem, is it not? -Kevin

Top Gear's Water Car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLKExuHlQMQ&mode=related&search= -Kevin

LMAO! That's fuckin hilarious. -Kevin

Traded it in about 4 months or so ago. -Kevin

Ya know...this like makes me obligated to see the film. I probably will go see it, but I don't watch a whole lot of the Simpsons on TV, so I may not be the perfect source for that style of comedy. If you're a Simpsons fan, you should probably go see it. If you're not, I don't think you should worry about it. -Kevin

Took me about 4 tries, but my best score is 4312, completed in just over 10 minutes. Once you complete all 15 levels, the two "unlockable" vehicles are available from the start. Fun game. -Kevin P.S. Gotta love those people that managed to get like 120,000+ points...hackers.

My most recent series of illegal downloads consisted of some Red, Fall Out Boy, Taproot, Powerman 5000, and Seether, among others. Syris, I downloaded Egypt Central - Over and Under (off The Condemned soundtrack) and it's badass. I'll have to check out some of their other stuff. -Kevin

Alright. First of all, Ventrilo, like nachius said, is a voice chat program a lot of gamers use to communicate through mics and speakers/headphones. It's MUCH easier to coordinate tasks in such in games when you can just talk rather than type it all out. So people log on to a Vent server, hop in a channel, and start talking. So in these videos, someone is coming into a guild's ventrilo server and intentionally trying to piss them off by playing extremely loud, annoying, and/or redundant audio clips. Secondly, LMAO! The first video was kinda funny, but that bitch was retarded. It does not take that fucking long to find out who's doing that. But man, that second video had me dying, especially right at the end. "You guys should be in Vent more often..."..."Oh hell no"...."WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" I fucking lost it. -Kevin

How dumb can you be? You're a police officer and you can't tell between two houses which one is on fire? Jesus... -Kevin

It was actually pretty dull until the barrage of "power" activities, followed by the Kenyans! bit. Good stuff. -Kevin

That's more along the lines of what I was thinking.

I'll be using them this Saturday for my trip to Cali. I'll be coming back on the 3rd, so we'll see how they are. -Kevin

Wow. Just wow... -Kevin

I'm sure it would suck ass and hurt like hell to kick one of those full on. But damn, don't these kids think to check it out before they go running full speed? Regardless, it sounds to me like the laughter is looped or reused, so it might have been something added in later with editing. -Kevin

Gotta love them Asians. Weird sonsofbitches. -Kevin

Happy B-day, whore. -Kevin

That would be pretty damn funny, and I'd be pissed at my parents. I believe it's pronounced like "a meal", though. -Kevin

Emile Hersche I believe is his name. And yeah, doesn't fit the Alpha Dog bill at all. I heart Elisha Cuthbert.

...who in the FUCK laughs like that?! Holy shit that was funny as hell, with or without the ball LOL! -Kevin

So... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some people...just need to be killed. -Kevin

Not sure if you watched the whole thing, but that's not how he actually talks. He just does that very well. Pretty funny regardless. -Kevin

One of my favorite comedians. His Live at El Rey DVD is awesome. Baby Craig Priest She Gotta Smile Love Song Lullaby (not on El Rey) Best Friend Talk To Me All great songs. -Kevin

Ahh...had the wrong part, my bad. Okay, then I agree there. -Kevin Edit: I just thought about it. I have had a guy come into the tire shop at Sam's a couple of times with a setup just like that. Two long wires coming out from under the dash that you touch together and it starts the car. Maybe some people do that to their tow trucks.