LJ

Turned it on last night on the way to the store, heard some Rage Against the Machine then a new Godsmack song.

The "Natty Light" of England, Carling, would be like a $9/6 pack beer here.

Fuck that, just put most of it in CD's and Muni bonds. Have a couple mill to play with in the stock market and you are set for life. If you put 70 Mill into CD's and Muni Bonds you would gross ~3.5 mill per year. How the fuck do you go broke?!

HAR HAR HAR I PAY MONEY TO LISTEN TO THE SAME SHIT YOU DO!!!

NFL Playoffs > College Bowl Season> NHL playoffs> NBA Playoffs > watching paint dry > watching grass grow> MLB Playoffs

instead of shooting turkeys I take cool pictures of my shotgun http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs102.snc3/15007_537355338965_53400057_31786998_4452446_n.jpg

a lot of guys use 80 grain HP and don't have any exit wound problems. It's all about the right load.

Ha,that's the other side of the ravine from where I hunt

Yeah, luckily it was property lines that outsmarted me, not the actual turkey.

Yeah, Saturday and Sunday were the youth weekend. BTW, it was fucking cooooold this morning.

Actually .243 is a great all around round. It's actually kind of small for Deer, but it works, it's best suited for varmint and coyotes.

Lots of gobble gobble this morning, but no bang. I worked a Gobbler for 3 1/2 hours then he finally said "eh screw you whore" and stopped responding. I'll get him within the week.

Happy Spring Turkey opening day!

no trust me it's fine. I can't tell you how many times as a kid I came out of the woods saying "dad, why is Eddie cutting down a tree in our woods?" and dad's response "OH MOTHER FUCKER *Grabs shotgun* *runs out door*"

Presley's. Eddie, the older brother, died in a car accident on Harlem road a few years ago. The younger brother is Matt and would be like 28 or 29 now. The dad had a heart attack and fell down a mountain in WV, and it's cousins of theirs livin there now. Sorry to hear he did something fuck up.

what did he do to you? I am sure for $100 the family at the corner of Harlem and Gorsuch would take care of him for ya

it's because they are not giving the horse to them, they are lending the horse to someone so they can use him a little bit, maybe for a kid to learn to ride on, and for him to have a nice retirement home. It's basically a free lease and people have been retiring their horses like this for years. We retired 2 champion walking horses like this back in the 90's. It's very typical of this type of situation.

I think this is your guy though? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=320100250

no, just thought you were doing an aids check

Make him wear a condom, he has super aids

guy I know had someone come through an unlocked door and take his xbox and all his dvd's yesterday at noon on campus today a friend of mine had a window busted out at her place in german village. Don't know what was taken yet. WTF is going on in this shithole of a city?!

Safelite is cheap crap, but it's made in North Carolina, unless ze germans shut the plant down. I also remember from working there that the largest passenger vehicle windshield is the like 2000 Honda Accord, lol.

I had forgotten that my specialist copay went from $30-$40 so I paid the dermatologist $30. I got a bill in the mail a month later saying that my copay was actually $40. Ok, no biggie I will pay the extra $10.... but wait, the invoice is saying that I owe $15. 2 years later we are still fighting over $5

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