See, here is where not expressing yourself like a fucking moron comes into play. I might actually take you and him seriously if you expressed yourselves in an educated fashion. Since you express yourselves like a third graders I will treat and respect you like third graders.
But, nevertheless, I'm insulted just as everyone on CR should be insulted that you would think we would buy the story of "he was never talking about Ben's green bike, no! He was talking about another green bike!" You are full of shit, he is full of shit, and like I said - you're on your last chance and about to join him. Don't think it matters? Fine, then leave before I escort you outta here.
I'll tell you any of this to your face in person if this is how you really act in person. If you're another "cool guy in person" like him, then you are just as guilty of being an e-badass as anyone else. I have never had to treat anyone in person the way I treat them on CR, and do you know why? Because we're all cool people in person. We're all bad asses on the internet, too. I just happen to be the king CR internet badass, so play nice in my kingdom.