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  1. A bit more progress this evening. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02442.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02443.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02444.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02451.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02454.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02455.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/CB750/DSC02458.jpg
  2. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Florida/Eye_4n_Eye_Spike_4a_Spike.gif
  3. ugh...saw this thing on Cleveland the other day http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/cars/downsized_1108091449.jpg
  4. Thanks Kevin. I'll give you a call and try to make it out to check it out. Just sold mine to upgrade to a larger compressor. In need fairly soon.
  5. There's been some great deals on newegg and microcenter.com as of late.
  6. 26 minutes 8-10 from the field 2-2 from the charity stripe 11 boards 1 assist 1 steal 1 block 18 points 0 fouls
  7. ...this shit is funny. http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118011093.html?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2562 (sorry if this is a repost)
  8. http://115.124.110.108/IPBforum/uploads/monthly_03_2009/post-3948-1235965062.jpg
  9. http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/
  10. http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/3/128832913662978327.jpg
  11. What's black & sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeve in a housefire
  12. A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still. Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up. Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?' 'Yes, please, my Lord' God looks behind him, claps his hands and Calls out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
  13. A good looking blonde takes a blouse into a dry cleaner. The little Asian lady who took her order says "Come Again" and the blonde replies "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosy bitch!"
  14. An Australian guy is traveling around the Greek Islands . He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is traveling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the payout from night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia .. 'Melbourne ', he tells her. 'So am I. What suburb?' she inquires. 'Glen Iris' he replies. 'That's amazing,' she says excitedly, 'so am I - what street?' 'Cameo street ' he replies. 'This is unbelievable.........' she says, her voice quavering; 'What number?' 'Number 20', he replies. She is totally astonished. 'You are NOT going to believe this,' she screams, 'but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!' 'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you'
  15. http://www.elevenwarriors.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/unis.jpg
  16. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/TimTaylor75/misc/McRib.jpg The number is 9-1-1 (for reference)
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
  18. Main Entry: los·er Pronunciation: \ˈlü-zər\ Function: noun Anyone that sits outside of a video game store waiting for midnight to strike so they can buy a new game, blocking the entrance to Chipotle keeping me from attaining my chicken burrito bowl in a timely fashion. Go get laid. /rant
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