SPLN SUX

yea creepy

You are such an incredible asshole. Do you realize that? Who the fuck do you think you are to talk to or about anyone like that? Youre a dick, seriously. I hope you get hit by a fucking truck for saying such things about people i consider to be my family.

i dont htink the blue card was the 8... he grabbed it funny My theory... The blue card is already in the deck. Pre picked. The blue card is then placed while shuffeling right overtop of the picked card. both cards are fliped to give the illusion that the blue card is actully the 8, hence why he doesnt just remove it while theyre all spread out. Then its removed FACE DOWN. This part is only for "proof" to the audience. He again has "placed" his card in the deck and does the trick again w/o someone picking it. No blue card comes up, but it doesnt matter because the blue card is the same as his "proof" card. The deck has 53.

for that much, i dont want to see seams where they botched four together.

There are for minors. For every 5 hours of work, a minor is required a 30min un-paid break. However, if you interrupt the break, and ask the employee to clock back in before the 30min are up, the eniter break is required to be paid, and ANOTHER 30min un-paid break is required to be given withing 30min of the employee clocking back in prematurely. Yea there are no REQUIRED breaks for adults, no matter how long the work day. If there was, all the 17hour days ive been working have been in violation of law, and id be a rich man from the law suit.

its preset, watch the begining of this vid and you can see the strait flush before he even starts when he flips it over.

Birds are stupid. http://www.break.com/index/bird-hit-by-45-million-lb-rocket.html

Same with the US

last time i went to the doctor, i aquired pnemonia.

Its ok, im sure youre alpha on the inside

yea i was thinking it for HIV.

73"

I thought it was garbage compared to the old show. The competitors talk WAY too much shit... it gets annoying. Hogan said "brother" about 96 times too many.

I went on a 90% liquid diet and lost 23lbs in 9 days with tons of running it out... it was a lot of water wieght. Thats the easiest wieght to drop, but you have to work the hardest for it.

Justice And Helga Are Fucking Massive!

I dont understand how im a "Glorified Pizza Jocky"... i run a succesful business. What do you run? Other than your mouth that is... http://smiliesftw.com/x/goyou.gif

Can a bird really get that big? I dont know if thats real or not, but if it is... remind me not to go walking around those cliffs without a tank.

I like to think of Tilley all dressed in white, with angels wings, singing lead lyrics of Lynard Skynard, with like an entire angel band, and im in the front row just hammered drunk.

Jesus?

Exactly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyKhk9hTOR8&feature=related

This is still one of the best commercials on TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc

Have you ever heard the term Beta Male?

Hierarchy of the Universe () = open to negotiation 1. (God) 2. (Jesus) 3. Z06's 4. Tilley 5. Son of Tilley 6. Laws of Physics 7. Chipotle 8. Tripple Whopper 9. ? . . . . . . 894,128. Electric Can-openers 894,129. Mustangs

Thats why i fired all the garbage that makes my life difficult. Im starting from scratch and changing my hours to better suit the life style change i want to make.