There is a way around this.
I am all for forcing people to work while on welfare. In my plan you would have to take a test to make sure you are fit for employment, and this would include many things, including a drug test. Fail any portion and you are put into a category that does not qualify.
Starship Troopers was amazing. If you don't get it, try and be smarter. Oh, and read the book too. It gives you a feel for the propaganda in the movie.
JoAnn fabrics carries the elastic that is in the door. It may not be the same color, but it's the right stuff. Take your door panel apart and pull the elastic out. Take your sample in, buy the new stuff, reassemble and viola, all fixed.
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Also, this belongs in pics and vids.
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Also, FUCK I should have made the arrow and circle pink
This.
I can't work in an office. Tried it twice. The deal you are proposing sounds great to me, but I'm up and productive those hours anyway. Add to the fact that I can roll out of bed and into my office, instant win.
You answered your own question.
A) I can't believe anyone on CR has not heard of that site, and
B) I can't believe anyone would not care about censorship.