Mensan

From JC

I'll pass on the hand job. I think you actually live by me. I see a group of guys at the car wash by my house all the time right off of Crosswoods, then they all drive up to Kroger on Sancus. Is that you guys?

Followed by a picture of OH8STi

From TJ

Maybe.

As an added bit of hilarity, he's getting a lot of response

From AG

From JW

I will post responses to the CL ad in this thread as they come in. If you don't know which ad, look around for a bit.

VOTE FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST

I think I win by default. You are obviously retarded. THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS

Take your shot at "ownage". Do your best. I will then do the same. Very simple. Let me know once your done, in case it's so weak I miss it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091125/ap_on_bi_ge/us_toyota_floor_mats This apparently stems from the fact that their gas pedals get stuck and the owners crash. Let me help this situation so no one here dies a fiery death such as the one detailed in that article. If your accelerator pedal becomes stuck, either put your car in neutral or turn it off. It will cause problems, but not to the extreme that your car will become airborne at 120+ mph.

LOL I have a lot more than your phone number Mike.

I would not call back the return number on the text if I were you.

I have also helped a minority. But no Jews.

I issue you a challenge. Since the other thread was locked up, and you "got a raging e-boner from electronically pwning (me)", we should start our own thread. Here's my challenge to you. Since these things never end, we'll each take one shot at each other. You post your best shot at "owning" me, and then I'll take my best shot at you. ONE chance, and no replies from the other person. We'll let the people on CR figure out who did a better job, and they can post who they think wins. ANYTHING GOES. Out of courtesy, I will let you know that you will not win, and I will honestly embarrass you.

Fair enough. This thread appeared to be turning political, and I just want to make fun of the retards that stood in that line. Sarah Palin has little to do with the comedy here; I wanted to ensure that our aim remains true.

This thread is about the Sarah Palin book signing. Please hate on Obama in a new thread.

Yeah srsly lame ass threads like if I posted about corn on the floor

Sorry here is a pic of some topless minors to make us friends again.

Posting any of the following should lead to a ban IMO: "EPIC" "BEST <*> EVER" "FOR SELL" "MORE THEN" "SHOULD OF" "DEFINATELY" Anything to do with Chuck Norris Rick Rolling The mention of Bill Clinton, Hitler, John Kerry, George W. Bush And OH8STi should be banned for being a douche. Feel free to add to this list.

Or a big stupid picture of them with a burrito.

Ryan does good work. Look at his bathroom for proof.