15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR.
WITH THAT IN MIND, THE JOKES ARE FLOWING .....
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A lady in Ann Arbor calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'Ma'm, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
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Q: What is Rich Rodriguez's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Ann Arbor ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Michigan players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the U of M players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The University of Michigan team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Wolverines are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
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Q: How did the Wolverines spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda
Dont get too upset with me now...