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  1. Found on another site so don't give me credit. http://imgur.com/ur5Z8.jpg Multiply this depth by 12,000 and you have the diameter of the earth. Now how does the size of the earth compare to other cosmic bodies? http://i.imgur.com/JayuR.jpg And these are just the galaxies in the OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. Even though there are 10^24 stars (10 followed by 24 zeroes of STARS) in the observable universe, the actual universe likely contains many many many more. NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. Feces are about to be authenticated. Everything that we've been discussing thus far are the stuffs that we are familiar with - elements like oxygen or iron; stuff like massive clouds of hydrogen and helium condensed into stars, or the more massive elements that planets and humans are composed of. all of this stuff - all of the stars and planets and creatures and gas clouds and elements in the entire universe..... only make up 4% of the total mass that exists in the universe. all of the elements and material that we are familiar with in the whole universe can all literally be compacted together to the size of a baseball. ... oh yeah and then there's the multiverse in which a universe could just be a single bubble in a foamy ocean of bubbles. never mind about that.
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Jenkem From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Jenkem is a purportedly hallucinogenic inhalant created from fermented human waste.[1] In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian street children.[2][3][4][5] In November 2007, anecdotal American media reports created the wrong impression that jenkem was a popular drug in American schools.[6][7] Several sources reported that the increase in American media coverage was based on a hoax and "on faulty Internet research."[8] Contents [hide] 1 Description 2 Media reports 2.1 1995–2006 2.2 2007 to present 3 In popular culture 4 See also 5 References 6 External links [edit] Description The name derives from Genkem, a brand of glue which had become the generic name for all the glues used by glue-sniffing children in Africa before the manufacturer replaced n-hexane in its ingredients in 2000.[9] In the book Children of AIDS: Africa's Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of jenkem is described: "fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."[10] The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[4] A 1999 BBC article refers to "the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[3] The effects of jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations for some users.[3] In 1995, one user told a reporter it is "more potent than cannabis."[4] A 1999 report interviewed a user, who said, "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."[3] Fumito Ichinose, an anesthesia specialist in Boston who conducted a study on the effects of hydrogen sulfide gas, or "sewer gas," on mice, informed Salon.com that holding your breath, choking, or "the inhalation of gases like those produced from jenkem could result in hypoxia, a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous."[7] [edit] Media reports [edit] 1995–2006 The first media description of jenkem came from an Inter Press Service wire report in 1995.[4] According to a 1998 report in The New York Times, Fountain of Hope, a non-profit organization, said that jenkem was used by street children in Lusaka, Zambia to obtain a "powerful high."[11] In 2002, Project Concern International Zambia and Fountain of Hope released a report entitled "Rapid Assessment of Street Children In Lusaka," where jenkem is listed as the third most popular drug among Lusaka's street children, following Dagga (cannabis) and "glue and Dagga" but ahead of "Ballan" (uncured tobacco) and petrol.[12] John C. Zulu, director of the Ministry of Sport, Youth and Child Development in Zambia, said in November 2007 that jenkem usage is less common than glue-sniffing and, "Initially, they used to get it from the sewer, but they make it anywhere [...] They say it keeps them warm and makes them fearless."[7] In 1999, BBC News ran a story about jenkem.[3] In 2004, South African weekly investigative newspaper Mail & Guardian mentioned jenkem abuse in a report on Zambia's street children.[13] [edit] 2007 to present The Collier County Sheriff Office intelligence bulletin from September 26, 2007 which was later leaked to the media. On September 26, 2007, the Sheriff's Department of Collier County, Florida issued an internal bulletin about jenkem based on a TOTSE internet forum post by user "Pickwick," which included purported photos of the manufacture and use.[6] "Pickwick" confessed it was a hoax around the time of the internal bulletin.[14] In November of that year, officials at the United States Drug Enforcement Agency said no reports of jenkem use had been confirmed in the United States.[15] After initially classifying stories of Western jenkem use as "undetermined," Snopes quickly reclassified it as "false." About.com also concluded reports were "based on faulty Internet research."[8] The Smoking Gun stated the Collier county alert "may be full of shit".[16] Drug research site Erowid reported, "the jenkem stories that have been circulating in the U.S. media are almost certainly the strange result of a hoax."[17] Jenkem use was reported uncritically by KIMT of Mason City, Iowa,[18] WIFR-TV in Rockford, Illinois,[19] and WINK NEWS Fort Myers, Florida.[20] Washington Post columnist Emil Steiner reported that "a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Administration insists that 'there are people in America trying [jenkem],'" which the DEA agent characterized as "dangerous, bad and stupid."[21] Fox News ran the story after the Steiner Washington Post column, mentioning Pickwick's hoax and retraction.[22] In the same article, a Washington D.C. DEA spokesman, Garrison Courtney, specified that, "We wouldn't classify it as a drug so much because it's feces and urine." UK technology tabloid website The Register concluded that "the jury's out."[23] ABC News interviewed DEA spokesman Garrison Courtney, who stated that, "It is in Africa, we know that… We've heard rumors and speculation about it here, but part of looking for trends is listening first for speculation. It is something we want to keep on top of."[15] WSBT-TV in South Bend, Indiana advised parents to "wait up for [their children] at night and not let their kids go to bed until they have seen them and smelled their breath." [24] Austin, Texas NBC affiliate KXAN-TV interviewed a local teen, whose parent speculated on its use: "Once it becomes OK with a certain group of adolescents, it becomes OK with a lot more."[25] Australian broadcaster ninemsn summarized American news reports.[26] A syndicated report published on the web pages of CBS affiliate CBS-47 and Fox affiliate Fox 30, both of in Jacksonville, Florida, reported on jenkem and also referred to it by the slang term "butt hash," citing media reports from the Washington Post, the Drudge Report, and Inside Edition. This was also followed up by a Fox 30 televised news segment, in which Captain Tim Guerrette of the Collier County Sheriff's department was interviewed.[27] A Florida syndicated newspaper article focused on the leaked police memo and included interviews with DEA spokesman Rusty Payne, the Palmetto Ridge High School principal, and a spokeswoman for the Collier County Health Department.[28] Jamie Pietras of Salon.com published a long piece on jenkem in 2007.[7] Pietras interviewed a Zambian government official on ways to curtail use and also focused on the Western media scare. Pietras interviewed researcher Earth Erowid of Erowid and Jag Davies the communications director for the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies (MAPS), neither of whom could provide any confirmation of its use in America. Partnership for a Drug-Free America public affairs representative Candice Besson also stated that PDFA had not previously heard about the drug. The Enterprise Ledger of Enterprise, Alabama quoted a local narcotics investigator who believed it was being used in Coffee County, Alabama.[29] A commentary in The Times-Reporter of Dover-New Philadelphia, Ohio said jenkem was "largely debunked," but that "someone will be stupid enough to try it."[30] The story was also covered with varying degrees of skepticism in The Orange County Register,[31] Evansville, Indiana Fox affiliate WTVW,[32] and Wichita, Kansas CBS affiliate KWCH-TV.[33] In 2009, Bettendorf, Iowa amended its city ordinance regarding illegal inhalants to include organic substances.[34][35] In 2010, an apartment building in Fort Pierce, Florida was condemned after police found leaking containers of human waste in a unit. One police official speculated the tenant was manufacturing jenkem.[36][37] [edit] In popular culture In the 1996 "War of the Coprophages" episode of the TV series The X-Files, a teenage boy claimed inhaling methane gas generated by burning manure allowed him to see "reality as it really is." He later dies from self-inflicted wounds. The Spike program 1000 Ways to Die, aired a 2010 fictional story about a rock-n-roll musician named Cedric, whose recreational drugs run out while his tour bus is being repaired in the Mormon-heavy Provo. After a roadie suggests jenkem, Cedric goes on a bender, culminating in his death by asphyxiation while inhaling methane from a port-a-john.[38] The popular online skateboard and culture magazine, Jenkem Mag was inspired by the purported hallucinogenic. A two part mini-documentary was made in 2010 by Australian documentarians ViveCoolCity, attempting to recreate and then use, Jenkem, purely from information that US media circulated during the Jenkem scare of 2007. [39] In 2012, the American Dad! episode Less Money, Mo' Problems, Stan gets high on jenkem while living on the street. [40]
  3. I live off chicken and dat red meat. Fire up the grill at least 2 times a week. Rymed lol
  4. He gets money for college from gi bill and gets disability from the military as well. Not hard to figure out. Who gives a shit if he'd rather live in a smaller house so that he can own a nice vehicle. You work in a fucking bookstore but somehow afford a newer sti and a new house. You're 1 step away from being a stay at home dad faggot with your balls tucked up your asshole. Either your wife has an amazing job and you dangle from her money or you have magical money trees in your back yard. P.S. Don't ever ride a motorcycle again ya fucking squidbilly. People don't want to worry about some nellie bottom eating shit beside them because they wanted to look cool riding a bike while having no clue what they're doing.
  5. I think i'm with Mike here. You can pick up a nice late 80's-early 90's bronco for under 3k that has new technology. I would go that route.
  6. LET HIS FUCKING THREADS WITHER AWAY AND DIE.
  7. If you decide to buy it do it right. That being said we talked about how I felt on this last night. If you could get it for the right price and don't mind doing bodywork again then go for it. I mentioned only offering him $1800 before seeing the pics and thinking it would look alright. You dont wan't to know what i'd only offer him now....
  8. http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/769528EE-D1EB-4E84-92D0-BEABA324E4D5-2052-0000032A16E3DE73.jpg
  9. Exactly. I lol hard seeing the ads he posts on FB like he's doing us favors.
  10. :lolguy: fuck that. Only way I'd own a 2x4 was if I lived somewhere warm all year round.
  11. Cheaper than dirt have decent Mollie plate carrier vests that are $59 n up. I got one and it's pretty nice for $60. I'll post a link in a second. Link to the one I got: http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/MOLLE-218 Link to others: http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/SolrSearchResults.aspx?site=All+Products&num=15&q=Plate+carrier+vest
  12. That .22 doesn't have any iron sites or any sites on it for that matter.
  13. I need a cheap scope as well for an old .22 rifle I got.
  14. Would replace scope with ghost rings or optic sites/10
  15. Hey Pete, it's me Howard from the lions den. I was working the counter when you checked out. Anywho, How things been going? You ever end up hanging out again with that freshman in high school you were talking about? Nice to finally talk to ya on CR.
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