Rustlestiltskin

Ditch the truck ASAP.

I would feel bad for the heavy sleepers...

You own an Automatic Audi A4 :no: :barf:

In response to Skinner's thread Hypothetical scenario: An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power. Each day you are woken up by a man ejaculating on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. As soon as the jizz hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $600 in cash on your dining room table. The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be ejaculated on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever. A few conditions: -You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who ejaculates as you want -The man who ejaculates will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start. -If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility. -If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours. The question is: How long would you let this go on? edit: To address a common question: Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be ejaculated on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of jizz hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact. edit: For any Jack Bauer's out there: Even if you do have a regular sleeping schedule you must choose a time in a 24 hour period to lay down in bed and allow jizz to hit your face.

one ounce = 32 ml you have to take it all down the jizz comes from healthy people that eat pineapples (can be from your boyfriend if you desire it) you have one year before the contest is over. Discuss *Fixed for Brian

Id do it long enough to pay off my debt, pay for a nice wedding/honeymoon (assuming the fiance would still want it lol), be able to buy a nice house out right, buy me a 2013 ZL1, Her a cts v and get a nice college fund started for my daughter.

This, Theres definately some pathetic forever alone faggots in here if you have to drive outta your local area to get poon.

I'd welcome the piss daily. would live out my life being pissed on. Could only lol at how fun it would be to be the guy who gets to piss on the person. You just laugh as you wake them up with your warm piss

DO YOU EVEN READ???

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Fixed.

This, You could work as Shanton's bitch and do shit work like clean out trash from repo'd homes and do yard work. Right up ur alley. :thumbup: but you wouldn't have insurance unless you bought some yourself.

Snuck into Anthony Green's house last night and took an updated pic of his basement computer http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/8B961770-39E5-41B4-B6B3-DD5A173D9326-208-000000A3C1BE3A96.jpg

I wouldn't spend a silver dollar on sushi

scrap iron is around $140/TON right now I believe so I hope you got alot of shit to make the trip even worth it bro.

I'd get the Z if my options were these 2 cars.

Thanks for the bro tips. I did toss them on the grill immediately after seasoning them so at least I got that right. and I only wrapped them up in tin foil bc i read online that is helped keep the juices in a lil longer before putting it on a plate and having them all run out ya know. But thanks again. :thumbup:

I've never used instagram before you cheeky kunt. Just figured CR needed a winter grillin thread. Wasn't aware that everybody on CR doesnt like fillet mignons and only eats the finest Japanese Kobe steaks. :dumb: Each one of those fillet's in the pic are about 6oz's except for one being a lil smaller. Fillet mignons normally don't come the size of porterhouses. Typical fillet mignon's are 6-8ozs in most restaurants btw .

I'm eating on a multicolored square plate you fuckin potatoes. :dumb:

I don't think I could open even 1. I value my life too much along with the time I spend with people in my life to even take a 1-100 risk. My luck I would open the kill box in the first try :fuuuu:

Dat Evo :megusta:

Awesome thread Scott. I love miatas. Hope to pick either a miata/s2000 this comming spring.

Lol @ you all. They were amazing and all 4 added up to just over a pound. Country store prices ftw shitbums. Keep at it fellas

Please excuse the iPhone pics First I seasoned them up and wrapped some hickory smoked bacon around them. http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/920A269D-EB2E-4099-B783-AF89785B6CFA-1138-0000013D64ED0DF8.jpg Then off to the grill outside for some good ol grillin http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/75D88B18-FB23-4EFF-9D45-311E27F43CF6-1138-0000013E15DEB339.jpg Once they are medium rare I take them off the grill and wrap em up in tin foil for a few minutes to hold in the juices http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/809B4049-2D18-4F64-A604-AA56A8981976-1138-0000014012FD9B71.jpg Then finally toss a few on your plate with a side dish and possibly a cold beverage to top off the dinner http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/D2F3B57D-8C40-48C9-8C0D-58B3A6064D41-1138-0000014188C8A7A0.jpg I made the same plate for the wifey as well. Total cost of food for the wife and I: $12 srs (gotta love getting meat out in the country) Have a good night bros

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