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I love the people that call into my work and ask, 'Are you hiring?' You lazy fuck. Get off your fat ass, and come in to get an application. Those people get an immediate, 'no, not hiring', from me. Even better are the guys that have their wife/GF call in for them. "My husband/boyfriend wants to know if you're hiring" "Nope"

Haha. Sue them.

Link to vid? I lost interest in the first thread after page 2.

Plasma rope. I remembered seeing this on modern marvels a while back and decided to dig up a bit of info on it. The strength of this stuff is unreal. Figured I'd share some random info. http://www.ropeinc.com/plasma-rope.html Look at how much weight this stuff can hold: http://www.ropeinc.com/cat-new-england-spectra-poly3.html Let me put that into perspective: -a single 3/8" braid could lift an entire bulldozer (a good size one, at that) off the ground. -a 5/8" strand could lift up an average, loaded, semi truck and trailer -a 1" strand, could pick up two. It's amazing the crap we can come up with. Any other cool, rather mind-blowing stuff out there that warrants posting? /random post of the day

Whoa there, partner! Ease up on the details. I can't absorb that much info at once.

so that's what's wrong with you...

LOL. No, that wasn't meant as a racist comment, at all. By 'stupid monkey bitch', I am referring to the annoying lady that raises those God forsaken monkeys. Honestly, I'd kill those stupid things for biting me.

And does anybody else wish Mike would punch that stupid monkey bitch in the forehead? God Damn, lady. STFU!

I think he should go to the hospital and wipe old folks asses all day. Unfortunatly, I think I've got a quarter of that ahead of me in nursing school. http://smiliesftw.com/x/puke.gif

Are you Arab?

Thorne, I've never been a huge fan of Bush either, but your posts are becoming ridiculous(er).

I wouldn't say I'm punishing the dog. I feel I'm doing it a favor. As I said, I don't want to hurt it, only to teach it that my house (across the street) isn't a happy place to be. And we've told the neighbors to try to keep it in their yard because it's going to get hit, but, being the dumb fucks that they are, they won't listen. Also, I'd rather not call animal control. I'd hate to have the thing end up in a pound for a few months, only to be euthanized (sp?) later.

It isn't the dog's fault so much as it is it's mexican owners. I kind of feel bad for the dog because it's constantly running across the street (read: Going to get ran over) and the owners won't do anything about it. I figure if they won't train it, I will.

Yea, I might try the paintball idea. Never gave that a thought. And thanks for the offer, but I've got a Tippman A5 w/ an Egrip at my disposal.

Gonna be used on a neighbor's chihuahua. They can't seem to get the hint to keep it in their own damn yard, so, I'm going to train it for them. I has a pellet gun, but, i don't want to kill the thing, only scare the shit out of it.

Something with a decent jolt to it, but tame enough not to kill the shockee. Where can I pick one up, and about how much are they? Recommendations? P.S. Will not be used on cattle.

You can call PTK and thank them for my absence.

Fucking religious fucks. Perhaps they should concentrate their efforts on keeping the priest's dick out of the alter boy, instead of keeping Austin's dick out of the stripper.

Kawasakis new 250 is actually pretty cool looking. Check into it for a first bike.

Fixed. Congrats, Shanton! Damn good numbers.

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