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TheHaze

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  1. I like to think of mine as "concentration detonation." It's seriously like meditation when I go in to nuke. I have to get all psyched up to go in and when I do, I use up most of my energy to complete the task. It usually lasts anywhere between 1-5 minutes, depending on how much Mexican food I've eaten in the past 2 days. Tip: if it won't go down, get a wire hanger and "chop it up" before flushing...
  2. Except Polaris. All the aprtments there are filled with Indians walking around in the parking lot all day long.
  3. TheHaze

    Bounce!

    http://lizditz.typepad.com/i_speak_of_dreams/images/hoof.jpg + http://www.northwestindiana.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/normal_boobs.jpg = http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/smiley.jpg
  4. Damnit, now Platoon is on. Newcastle and 'Nam ftw.
  5. Heh, I'm watching it too....for the second time in a row and I'm supposed to be typing a paper.
  6. TheHaze

    Need a Loan

    My friend just opened a Chase Freedom credit card and got a $5000 limit with 0% interest for 6 months.
  7. Great looking Boxer! I wish I had room for another dog. Good luck.
  8. Why do I always see more Steelers fans in Columbus than Browns fans? I just don't get it.
  9. You're right, just like how LSU has lost to amazing teams like Kentucky who in turn lost to 3 teams, including Miss St? I'm guessing you haven't watched any football this season if you've managed to miss all of the upsets.
  10. Do you even like football? You only bitch and moan when a thread about the bcs pops up, especially if it discusses OSU. Fact: Ohio State played god-awful today, but they've still had a great season. I don't understand why there's so much anti-OSU beating off on CR.
  11. New Castle Brown Ale. I really need to stop buying so much beer.
  12. Sweet, that's right up my alley. :thumbup:
  13. For real! I should be able to smoke in someone's face if I want to, at all times, because it's much more important for me to inhale smoke then it is for a healthy person to breath fresh air.
  14. TheHaze

    Io

    http://www.sick.com/home/public_relations/pressreleases/mz2q_io_link/en.toolboxpar.0005.file.tmp/MZ2Q_IO.jpg
  15. I was thinking more like a cage fight or buried alive match.
  16. Darkwing Ohhh, wait I got the perfect one: Sloth "Hey you guyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!"
  17. Mormowned. I think Mormons would be better accepted if they dressed cool and rode sport bikes.
  18. YES!: http://youtube.com/watch?v=REpXf0cmJ64
  19. What can I say? The bastard got in my Mini's way.
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