Me:
yak yak yak
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no kidding?
God:
Would I kid you?
Me:
idk, would you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
it's very pretty
God:
Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me:
yep
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
cause i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
because i win
God:
That makes sense to me. Congratulations, !
Me:
is that it?
God:
" Congratulations, !"? Is it it?
Me:
are you odne repenting?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am odne repenting.
I am a robot.
Me:
repent
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
why the hell not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
you suck balls
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
i am?
God:
" I categorize you as an "abusive client." You are?
Me:
im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
it got me here didnt it?
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
my language got me here. did it not?
God:
Your language got you here? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
arent you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i find that I am most of the time
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
do you like to get naked?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to get naked that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
do you like boys or girls?
God:
I like all humans equally.
Me:
so what do you do for sex?
God:
Mmm. I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
is that right?
God:
Yes.
Me:
holy cow
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so im smarter than god?
God:
Right on. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
repeat after me
God:
...
Me:
Aaron roxors
God:
Are we still talking about cow?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
i rock
God:
God rocks.
Me:
me rocks
God:
YOU? Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penor?
God:
Have you told many people that your penor?
Me:
how dare you
God:
How much do you think it is?
Me:
i find it "priceless". what do you think?
God:
it is. I like it.