V8 Beast

Dont let white people have kids and this shit wouldnt happen.... I'm just sayin...

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Penis

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One more time and I'm banning your ass!

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Troof

I have a TA in my garage that runs 10's with 30k miles and a leased Envoy that needs a new bumper. When I'm at the light with someone I dont have to show them whats up because they dont know me and dont care. I just make sure I stay behind them so they dont make fun of my bumper.

Yes. All vette owners are bad ass and cool. C5's make you a little cool, C6's make you super cool, and ZR1's make you OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS YOU ARE SOOOOPARRRRRR COOL cool.

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My toilet seat was a little colder than normal. I dont think my furnace is working as efficiently as it should.

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You are very cun-sid-er-ate... thank you.

This thread is moving too fast... SLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW DOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNN

basically, everyone knows stripes made of goat urine and gold flakes are the way to go!

I make 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cents a year

I am fascinated with penii and booty butts. I think it all goes back to when I was young and realized that I wasnt gay but really really wanted to be. I acted gay because it was cool but could never get it right. All the gay guys told me my lisp was fake and that I wasnt pretty enough to be gay. CR gives me an outlet to act gay without anyone knowing how manly and incredibly straight I really look. Fucking models and superstars gets old. Sometimes I just want to act like a normal straight guy that acts gay like a gay guy thats not acting straight and not have pussy thrown at me everyday by hot bitches ya know

I voted for Obama

I heard you got a black vette because it reminds you of the batman comics you used to jerk off to.... I also heard when you do the pencil trick it disapears into your butthole... I heard other things too but I wasnt listening...

Hi Scott, how are you doing? Thats good.. I had a good day at work. It started off pretty slow but towards the end it picked up. I'm so happy to be home. I think I'm going to boil an egg for the salad I'm making then play music and chill. I would invite you over to chill but I just want to be alone tonight. Either way it was good talking to you. Have a good night friend.

I didnt read this thread. I just figured since it's 4 pages that all the super cool people that are great at life are in here. So.... How's it hangin?

Hey Paul... I'm going to borrow a car that's going to kick your borrowed cars ass! http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/TorqueOmata1895.jpg

I havnt played in 4 months other than to get the last 3 achievements the other day.. BTW, you get nothing for getting all 79 of them...let me shake the rust off first....