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  1. Just dont get over excited and pop off a couple rounds inside
  2. Duff1647545513

    If your...

    Exactly. /thread
  3. Indy jones yo!! http://movievix.com/alluc/view/10000312 not too bad qualtiy
  4. its cool, dont worry, she's in the cage now
  5. and my dog just took a shit in the house
  6. alluc.org is the shit
  7. I'm watching iron man eating deep fried pickles, onion rings, egg roles andmushrooms
  8. No did not, there was a name thing in the way and didn't pay close attention.
  9. Welcome, who's GP's are those?
  10. I'm drunk and deep frying everything edible i can find
  11. No way in hell would i pull over for those. No way my GTP could run from the Cobra, but if the 350z didn't have much done to it, I could at least be far ahead enough he couldn't pull up next to me to tell me to pull over. I'd probably run until they brought out a marked police car. As far as the illegal equipment goes, it could be something as small as exhaust, but i'm sure i was more than that, since he said $10 grand and all
  12. Linn used to post shit worse than 2 girls one cup all the time
  13. church of fudge .......it's on you if you post it
  14. My cat is more like a dog. He goes to the door when he needs to poop or piss and bangs on the door when he wants back in
  15. What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Being shot in the head
  16. STFU....... why you bringin this shit up. I'm so fuckin sick of hearing about this shit then you go and bring it up more like this :asshole:
  17. What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing. ___________________________________________ A man is in a car accident, and his genitals are horribly mutilated. When he awakes, the doctor tells him that they can create a new one for him, but it is an expensive operation. The operation costs $1000 an inch. He is urged to go home and discuss the matter with his wife. The next day, the man comes back looking miserable. The doctor looks at him and asks him what the problem is. "I discussed the matter with my wife and she said she'd prefer a fitted kitchen. So I killed her."
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