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I read about this a few years ago, figured they gave up on it by now. Hopefully they make it exclusively for women

Someone with a farm got a hold of me and is supposed be picking her up tonight. This can be locked.

Probably make a nice pig roast for a BBQ, kinda just like a munch on food, and just have other food too.

Vietnamese mini pot-belly

We had her as a pet, but we're sick of her ass. All she does is sit inside and bitch. Gets along great with the dogs. She needs a place to spend most or all of her time outside, but is house trained. If you want to eat her, that's cool too. She weighs around 35lbs. I'd assume it's okay to eat these pigs. I'm sure she'd be delicious because she has a healthy diet here. Answers to Francine/pig/fucking pig/cunt. We'll throw in her food bowl, food she has left and her bed. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/2012-07-08_14-27-08_903.jpg

It can't be that hard to get a license because there's a piece of shit white trash family here in London that has about 10 spider monkeys

You guys haven't done one of these at home before? It's not hard. I figured this was something common. My dad does theae a couple times a year for us and I do them every once and awhile. They're awesome, just take a little while longer and extra money to make good ones.

oh snap

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Economy is in the shitter. Nobody is looking for badasses right now, had to get a second job.

16 hour days on the road jumping in and out of the truck over 4,000 times and getting zero time to even get a drink of water. Asphalt temp is over 160° and my face is 2 feet from it and hanging 2 feet into the lane of traffic :dumb:

Not around there very often, but will give you a heads up if I ever am

When we had patrol station set up in London because the West Jeff one was being renovated I had one pull me over when I was coming into town for speeding. I had my HUD on and was going 4 over. When I asked him how fast I was going, he replied "well over the limit." I asked how much over and he just said "well over" again. Then he proceeded to say he needed to search my car because it was a suspicious vehicle (I had 5% tint and 20" wheels at the time). I told him no, he ran my license, gave me some more shit, then said I have a warning and to slow down. Complete asshole The other couple time's I've been pulled over by them, they were cool and told me just to get my window tint fixed when I get around to it. I've also worked with them doing road construction and they were cool as hell to us. IMO it just depends on the officer like any other department. Some are assholes and others are pretty chill.

Just looked through your album. Your collection is amazing. Welcome to the site.

whats the one before Bert and Ernie? Those were the only two I didn't know

Too easy, always looking for challenges

I've tried pissing from the shower into the toilet before too, but I usually check to see if someone is sitting on it first

It's going to be weird to eat it when it dies after having it as a pet and treating it similar to how one would treat a dog, but she has a healthy diet and I'm willing to bet she'll be delicious

Similar story, just felt really bad for the poor guy. His family didn't want him and couldn't find anyone else to adopt him, so they dropped Phil off at the homeless shelter when I was just standing there. They said he was so disease ridden they'd have to put him down because nobody would want him, I felt bad for the poor little guy and took him in. It's been convenient having someone so short around the house, but unfortunately, like everyone else before me, I'm sick of having him around.

Women get so mad about shit. If someone did that to me, I'd probably piss myself from laughing so hard

be glad you didn't end up with something like this goddamn thing we have. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/2012-03-14_16-58-24_124.jpg

My black lab must be retarded because she's nothing like you guys say labs are. She never once chewed on anything as a puppy, has never cared for chew toys and is pretty chill. She'll go outside if we're out there with her and run around with us some, but if we're not running around with her, she'd rather just sit and hang out around us.

Looks like fun, I'd be in.

also found these that hook up to certain guns. Hold almost 3 liters. Still not the same though. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Super-Soaker-Max-Infusion-Backpack-Water-Pack-100-oz-NEW-Toy-/300729282595?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4604dcb023#ht_500wt_1187