hahahaha. well i dont know if i have one better then that but i was working vallet down at G Micheals off 3rd street and it was a monday night farely dead and around 7pm a guy rolls up in his saturn sc2. i was like sweet, i get to roll in some style. i talk to the guy and definently notice some gayness so im like great i get to sit in the car and it probably smells like strawberrys or some shit (most gay peoples car normally have smelly shit from experience vallet). I get in and emidiatly i notice a strong odor of dog shit. i start to drive and i am gaging from the smell. i look around cause the heater is on full blast at my face spraying the foul smell into my nostrils. I look at the heater and there is little shitlets all over the place. there was shit on the vents, floor, seat, radio, heater dials, the dash, the side panel. there was literally shit every where. luckly when he came back for the car, he wanted to walk with his date. i got a buck tip too, to ride in the shit mobile