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Benner

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  1. That's nuts. Even scarier is the fact that I'm studying for a chemistry exam and just read the exact thing about that less than an hour ago.
  2. Happy birthday man. I'd love to go out drinking tonight. Especially after this Chem exam i'm about to take, but I got class tomorrow.
  3. Benner

    I miss my donkey.

    While I was reading I was thinking the country by russia. But toward the bottom of the article it finally clicked that they were talking about the state.
  4. Benner

    I miss my donkey.

    Lmao!!! I was thinking of the country of Georgia until about two-thirds through and then I realized this crazy fuck is from here. He's got my vote.
  5. Hey how's the old ranger doin lately. What all you done to it now? you ever repaint it? I wish I would've held on to that little beast.
  6. Okay serious question. WHY THE FUCK IS THE DESIGNER STILL BREATHING??????
  7. Benner

    What a Steal

    That's what I'm thinking but if it is for real that's a hell of a deal.
  8. Benner

    What a Steal

    If this is for real Somebody better hop all over it. 02 z28 for $3,900 http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=p&car_id=261666048&dealer_id=64088363&car_year=2002&rdm=1240844514229&num_records=25&model=CAM&make3=CHEV&systime=&make2=PONT&highlightFirstMakeModel=&start_year=1998&engine=8+Cylinder&keywordsrep=&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&keywordsfyc=&certified=&body_code=0&fuel=&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=200&marketZipError=false&model3=CORV&model2=&search_lang=en&sownerid=72727&showZipError=n&make=CHEV&color=&keywords_display=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=&default_sort=priceDESC&seller_type=b&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=43015&advanced=y&end_year=2010&transmission=&doors=&max_price=8500&cardist=203&standard=false
  9. Angry Pirate When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain. "I got back at that cheating bitch by giving her the angry pirate just before I broke up with her!"
  10. Alright time to see what we can come up with. Instead of linking, please just copy and paste 1 article from whatever words you come up with. Me first "Cleveland Steamer" The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller. Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer. "Roman Helmet" While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion "Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"
  11. Damn What's with the hostility?
  12. Who all is heading up there tonight? I'm really in the mood for some wings. B there around 10pm.
  13. Benner

    Kroger

    Anybody up for some Quaker Steak before? Say bout 9 to 9:30ish?
  14. Hoping so considering it's supposed to be even nicer out tonight.
  15. Benner

    Kroger

    Oly ly oxen free. I'm hear in the GTP just waiting
  16. Benner

    Get Crunk!

    Can't really make out the damage from my phone but sounds like it really sucks for whoever has to cover it. The macimizers definately aren't cheap
  17. Benner

    Kroger

    I'm down in polaris now if anybodys up for gettin some grub
  18. Benner

    Kroger

    What time do people usually start showin up at kroger?
  19. It fuckin sucked. I got there at 3:30 and didn't see a car run till damn near 5 or a little after.
  20. Very Nice. That's gotta be embarrasing, kickin kicked square in the nuts by an 84 year old.
  21. Benner

    Kroger

    Good point on that one. Most of the cars there can't get out of there own way.
  22. Benner

    Kroger

    Wait? What the hell are we talkin about?
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